Oh shit, no no no! They can stay out that way.That's how I feel about spiders.
It's now tarantula mating season out here, and the males will go 20 miles looking for some hubba hubba, you know?
We have ten different species out here...and they better not come into my neighborhood.
Yes, ma'am. I think there's something like 28 different ones throughout the world. The ones here are not poisonous, like that's going to make me feel better if they show up.
Can't imagine what their bite feels like.Yes, ma'am. I think there's something like 28 different ones throughout the world. The ones here are not poisonous, like that's going to make me feel better if they show up.
Yes, ma'am. I think there's something like 28 different ones throughout the world. The ones here are not poisonous, like that's going to make me feel better if they show up.
At least the ones with wings are a myth! (Right? Please say they’re a myth!)Yes, ma'am. I think there's something like 28 different ones throughout the world. The ones here are not poisonous, like that's going to make me feel better if they show up.
I see the spider policy is catching on
I hate you!
Just stick to the HG kits, they’re pretty easy.
Girl, we need a girls night with cocktails and mocktails and lots of snacks so we can remind each other “he’s just a guy..”
No doubt! And he is just a guy.
Using my favorite phrase of the legendary @ydahecnot, I like where this is going.
I’ll leave the blinds open just enough for youUsing my favorite phrase of the legendary @ydahecnot, I like where this is going.
Such an innocent looking perv.
No. This was decades ago, and I don't remember what the drinks were. It was just a shitty night, or shitty drink.
Same!I'm burning the fucking place down for the second one.
