What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

What in the blue hell is going on?

Blue hell? I think I had one of those on spring break my junior year in college. And then I changed my major to Animal Husbandry.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Should I be concerned a zebra is going to step on me??? I’m getting weird messages above

Run

 

[cactusjack0584]

Run

I am fast but I can’t outrun a zebra!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think you and @barefootgirl69 should both call 911 immediately, because apparently, strokes are contagious.

And it obviously had something to do with cankles.

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

I’ll try this:
Dear litster

 

[EvaLane]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

Lots of

Maybe a bit of

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I don't throw stones about people's fetishes and fantasies, because my house isn't even made of glass. It's pretty much just Saran Wrap.

Wait. Is this like rock paper scissors?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lots of

Maybe a bit of

wait wait.... why do we have firecrackers in bed??? That sound dangerous!

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m gonna just start pm’ing people personalized emoji reactions

cactus zebra feet are my favorite too!!!

Are you two in my bedroom. I didn't think the stripy self-tan on unshaved legs would be that noticeable.

 

[cactusjack0584]

wait wait.... why do we have firecrackers in bed??? That sound dangerous!

I mean it’s kind of like a bottle rocket…
Wait what are you talking about?

 

[SmokingFap]

I was thinking it needed to be a new thread.

Say what you want to say to any Litster - using emoji.

Like a Dear Litster. Of course, might be used often.

That's actually brilliant! If that isn't actually a thread, you absolutely must start one.

 

[EvaLane]

Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.

The other half would be bored silly.

‍

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

This all sounds like the beginning of a horrible sitcom…

 

[cactusjack0584]

This all sounds like the beginning of a horrible sitcom…

The British version might be funnier…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The British version might be funnier…

they always are!

 

[SmokingFap]

Are you two in my bedroom. I didn't think the stripy self-tan on unshaved legs would be that noticeable.

Hello, 911? Yes, I need to report another case of that airborne stroke that seems to be going around.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.

The other half would be bored silly.

‍

Tied up (or chained) to an exploding dog…
That one was easy

 

[TongueLust]

Clearly, my bedroom activities would send half the board into orbit.

The other half would be bored silly.

‍

Just bring the mango.

 

[Photog1rl]

This all sounds like the beginning of a hilarious sitcom…

FIFY

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

FIFY

Haha…I think both could be right…

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m having a come to Jesus moment. I think I might be the world’s worst fuckboy. Have I unsuccessfully flirted with everyone? Gatdamn.

 

[EvaLane]

Hmmm they were all just random emojis, I swear

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also random… how we’ve come full circle from hieroglyphics to words then back to emojis

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hmmm they were all just random emojis, I swear

I wasn’t kink shaming…
Whatever gets you off is your business

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m having a come to Jesus moment. I think I might be the world’s worst fuckboy. Have I unsuccessfully flirted with everyone? Gatdamn.

I'm fucking dying right now.