What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[DannieB]

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I need her to be queen B

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm quite sure my daughter is going to kill her husband soon. For ST Patricks Day we wanted to tale Wonky out for green beer. My son in law had originally said he was going to stay home. When I said I was going, he changed his mind and said he was going. My daughter was like "uh. You told me you weren't coming? Mom says she's going and suddenly you want to go?"

He said "hell yeah. I've never seen your mom drunk before"

Fast forward to tonight when my son is over and they were trying to explain how funny it was. Son in law says "man that was an epic night. Hands down the best"
Again. The look on my daughter's face.

Both her and my daughter in law start on on the...."what about this night? We were with you" he said " sorry. Drunk mom takes the cake"

Whoo hooo I am the party animal!

Uh-oh! Yeah, i guess you getting sloshed on "liquid marijuana" and coming out with all sorts of hilarious quotes and the like is enough to trump your daughter. I'd make sure you hide all sharp implements from her.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It is too cold outside to be considered spring. Stupid groundhog messing with everything!

 

[fsa52]

WTF am I doing still awake!

 

[Peter_Out]

I’ve already had 4, so I’ve reached my quota.

Coffees, you mean, right?

 

[EvaLane]

The puritans on Literotica will never cease to amaze me

 

[LostHorizon]

The puritans on Literotica will never cease to amaze me

There are puritans here!?

 

[EvaLane]

There are puritans here!?

Too many, ironically. You’d think a site literally built for erotica would be the one place people don’t clutch their pearls - but no.

Meanwhile, TikTok’s over there with full names, full faces, and proudly filthy ‘talk her through it’ tutorials like it’s a public service.

There has to be a middle ground

 

[Peter_Out]

You’d think a site literally built for erotica would be the one place people don’t clutch their pearls

Are you sure they're not "pearl-clutching" for comic effect?

 

[fsa52]

Thank goodness for those last 3 hours of sleep!!!

 

[EvaLane]

Are you sure they're not "pearl-clutching" for comic effect?

I’m pretty sure lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Weekend was fun but I need a do-over weekend to sit at home and do nothing

 

[LupineOne]

This early shift tomorrow can fuck all the way off.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Big day on Thursday.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The only person in the world I actually hate has yet again shown I'm right to do so.
I'm thinking about how I'm gonna explain to my kid that I don't want him to see his dad for a while (not that the dickhead even bothers with him now)

I'm thinking how do I even try to move forwards when he casts such a malignant shadow over my life

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I'm thinking....

I wish I could delete feelings like I can delete messages.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm so pissed that I wasted four or five nights reading that goddamn book. Kept thinking it was actually going to turn into something worthwhile. Finally got good with 50 pages to go, and then had the most aggravating ending to any book I've read since some of Stephen King's stuff.

 

[summer_reine]

16 year old me is demanding I go get about 3 new tattoos, a piercing and shred my jeans because I just used my folks' Tesla to drive me to Starbucks for a cold brew. Ohhhhhh how the edgy have fallen

To be fair, the car is a better city driver than I am

 

[orangecurious]

I will need a holiday when i get home from this one

 

[MrMakersMark]

I had no idea Lesbian was so pricey!

 

[Peter_Out]

Can you be a closet exhibitionist?...

I would probably describe myself as such, so yes. Assuming I exist, of course.

 

[SmokingFap]

I would probably describe myself as such, so yes. Assuming I exist, of course.

You type, therefore you are.

 

[ericalauren]

I cannot decide what my favorite hobby is! It's a toss up between crocheting and pen paling. Although, I get paid to crochet sometimes, so I'm not sure if it's just a hobby.

 

[Peter_Out]

You type, therefore you are.

And I'm pink, therefore I'm spam?

 

[curious_slut]

I finally settled on a username change but I just checked and it's already taken back to the drawing board!