SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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G'night all.
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I'm usually the big spoon .. but you can take it if you want...My lap is going to be turned on its side here in about 90 seconds, so how are you on spooning?
Go to sleep!If you last 5 minutes in doggy style, that is actually like...35 minutes....
So....yeah.
To the T-Shirt thread!Pimps are up early.![]()
You might be interested in this:Is it still illegal to kill religious nutters who knock on your door? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking for me![]()
Oh, dude. You have little idea how many people on here are in my, or a very similar, situation.Yup.
That explains why I am always rea$y for a nap afterwards. I'm basically going for.hours sometimeIf you last 5 minutes in doggy style, that is actually like...35 minutes....
So....yeah.
Fuck.... And now the tornado![]()
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sirens
View attachment 2513261Well… the husband found out I have killer skills breaking up ice with a knife
Not sure if he’s impressed or terrified![]()
Yea, we made it.hope all is well and safe
Anticipating this for tonight for us, too, and trying to figure out where in my house to go. The traditional advice doesn’t work. My house was not built for tornadoes![]()
Glad your safe this morning ...Yea, we made it.
I just had a visitor during the sirens, since his room is upstairs ... We watched the Lion King and all was well...
I didn't mind he's warm and cuddly.
I just watched this!You might be interested in this:
…but to answer your question, anyone crazy enough to knock on my door unless they are expected, especially before noon, deserves whatever consequences may follow![]()
I am glad to hear all went okay. And The Lion King is a great way to spend time.Yea, we made it.
I just had a visitor during the sirens, since his room is upstairs ... We watched the Lion King and all was well...
I didn't mind he's warm and cuddly.
Yea, he "educated" me on each character voice as we went through the movie, and prepared me for the "elephant graveyard" so that I wasn't scared....I am glad to hear all went okay. And The Lion King is a great way to spend time.
Okay what?Ok dawn_of_night ........?
Yes.....are you OkOkay what?
Like am I ok?
No. Well, yes. I am. I think.
It's all goodYes.....are you Ok........ sorry for the late night lapse in prose there ...
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So sorry that it still hurts!I thought after my father passed away that his (at best) half arsed parenting would stop hurting. Nope. Today would have been his birthday. Even as a little kid I always remembered his bday. He never remembered mine. There were multiple occasions that he disagreed with me over the date of my own birthday