What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Why does she always facetime me? You'd think she would learn from the dozens of times I haven't answered.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Has anyone been spraying any fragrance lately? I'm currently obsessed with Ghoul Friend by Bath & Body Works. It's supposed to be an autumn scent, but whatever.

Pure Vanilla by LaVanilla

 

[ericalauren]

Pure Vanilla by LaVanilla

That's one of my favorites of all time!

 

[EctoJohn]

I fucking hate landscapers. They make me despise living in suburbia.
A weekly, loud disturbance so people can continue thinking their bland green carpet of a lawn has any fucking value.
Your yard is fucking boring! Grow some flowers! Get any sort of actual decoration!
Your yard is the equivalent of a white canvas.

 

[MrMakersMark]

We used to poop outside and cook food inside.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Whole generation of people out there who have no idea what dial-tone sounds like.

 

[EvaLane]

I’m thinking the best part about writing these little gif-prompts is when I get to close all of the browser tabs. So satisfying

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Please, no one come. Please, no one come. Please, no one come. Please, no one come.
I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go home.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Please, no one come. Please, no one come. Please, no one come. Please, no one come.
I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go home.

But.... I wanna cum... oh, you meant come,as in going places.. ewwww!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Whole generation of people out there who have no idea what dial-tone sounds like.

Honey, I had to explain to a young lady who the hell McGuyver was...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I wonder if my liver hates me

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I wonder if my liver hates me

Your liver loves you,your gallbladder hates you...that's why it makes stones.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your liver loves you,your gallbladder hates you...that's why it makes stones.

So far I haven't had any stones Looking to keep that streak alive

 

[MrMakersMark]

I wonder if my liver hates me

One way to check..

Is it enlarged and hard?
Unlike some organs, if your liver is enlarged and hard that is a pretty clear indication of a spiteful relationship the two of you share.

So I'm told.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So far I haven't had any stones Looking to keep that streak alive

See? You're all good.

One way to check..

Is it enlarged and hard?
Unlike some organs, if your liver is enlarged and hard that is a pretty clear indication of a spiteful relationship the two of you share.

So I'm told.

Psst.. tell him to thoroughly check other hard organs...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

One way to check..

Is it enlarged and hard?

https://gifdb.com/images/high/sterling-archer-hey-phrasing-1rembpv5a95x0fz0.webp

Unlike some organs, if your liver is hard that is a pretty clear indication of a spiteful relationship the two of you share.

So I'm told.

How in the hell am I supposed to feel my liver?!?!?!? I feel like that's a task where someone has to get really up in your guts

 

[MrMakersMark]

See? You're all good.

Psst.. tell him to thoroughly check other hard organs...

Do I look like a doctor to you, Flower??
I'm named after a whiskey bottle!

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://gifdb.com/images/high/sterling-archer-hey-phrasing-1rembpv5a95x0fz0.webp

How in the hell am I supposed to feel my liver?!?!?!? I feel like that's a task where someone has to get really up in your guts

If you can't feel it...it still digs you.
No worries.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Do I look like a doctor to you, Flower??
I'm named after a whiskey bottle!

Shush.. just snap on a latex glove and he'll listen to ya.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If you can't feel it...it still digs you.
No worries.

Damn these rock hard and slightly sweaty abs of mine. They're blocking my ability to find and assess the hardness of my... liver

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m a simple guy, when I see boobs I’ll press like.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Damn these rock hard and slightly sweaty abs of mine. They're blocking my ability to find and assess the hardness of my... liver

Abs huh?
Hmm... That's a setback.

.....

Wait...idea!

Do you have a sharp knife?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m a simple guy, when I see boobs I’ll press like.

Apparently I'm simple enough to Like even when I read the word.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Apparently I'm simple enough to Like even when I read the word.

Boobs

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Boobs