What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I feel the email my car insurance company just sent me reminding me my policy expires next month and saying happy Saint Patrick's Day, might be their way of telling me not to spend the insurance money on alcohol, I feel attacked 😤😅
Absolutely killing the vibes this holiday season 😒😂
 
I’m thinking right now the world is so fucked up id like to just suck a big beautiful cock followed by a warm cream pie and just fill myself with cum and pussy juice and forget about everything else.
 
Never thought I’d see the day an American President would turn the White House into a car lot to sell his buddy’s cars, and then threaten the American public if they don’t buy them. 😂 🤣

Yeah, I’m not buying one. Come get me.

How has it only been two months? 🙄😂
 
I feel the email my car insurance company just sent me reminding me my policy expires next month and saying happy Saint Patrick's Day, might be their way of telling me not to spend the insurance money on alcohol, I feel attacked 😤😅
I think it was just a not-so-subtle way to tell you that if your insurance lapses, good fucking luck.
 
Oh smart ass would be fine! It wasn’t anything serious. Just kinda grossed out by the stuff people feel the need to share sometimes lol.
Okay, cool. Because I was just going to say that I couldn't explain the need, but sometimes I just had to have a Reese's peanut butter cup or six.

But you can save that hug for when you do need it.
 
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