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What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

BunnyBlue_ said:
It’s 5 degrees F outside and I don’t want to get dressed and drive to the office. Though it’s a better idea than going in my nightgown.
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As long as you add boots, mittens, a hat and maybe a down vest, you’d probably be fine in a lanz granny gown. It’s only 5 degrees…
 
munch2much said:
Is this uphill or down? Up, you’re too tired to be trouble. Down …is generally a subtle warning that nobody is safe?
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Voodoonthevibes said:
And if it’s a flat-as-Kansas sidewalk? (I can say that because I’m from Kansas).
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Oh those are the times you have to be most careful. Push a piano down a flat road and there's a 50% chance someone's going to try and play it 😂🎵🎵
 
Voodoonthevibes said:
And if it’s a flat-as-Kansas sidewalk? (I can say that because I’m from Kansas).
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positiveflirt said:
Oh those are the times you have to be most careful. Push a piano down a flat road and there's a 50% chance someone's going to try and play it 😂🎵🎵
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Probably me tbh!
And requests?

(Can you play over the hills and far away? Just quickly preempting the possible joke)
 
So let me get this straight....you decide not to listen, ignore the help you asked for and now you're upset that things didn't go anywhere close to what they should have and now you're mad? Haha....you got what you deserved and then some. Man I love watching trainwrecks sometimes....
 
When it’s bitter cold and windy, the trips from car to house with groceries goes down quite a bit,,,,,,,,
 
Yesterday, I made some mac and cheese at the gas station (don't give me that look; desperate times and all that). So after I boiled the pasta in the microwave, I took the container to the restroom to pour out the excess water. I didn't lock the door behind me and one of the employees walked in. He said "Oh, I'm sorry!" I replied, "No problem, I was just draining my macaroni." He gave me a weird look, then just closed the door behind him.

Seventeen seconds later, I realized my statement could be taken a couple of different ways...
 
I stay away from you because you've never been nothing but nasty to me (when I never did anything to provoke you but I'll be damned if I don't defend myself). I don't want do stir things up but seriously you can't stay away from me? You skip me purposely and at this point it's ridiculous. I hope you grow up someday...truly.
 
SmokingFap said:
Yesterday, I made some mac and cheese at the gas station (don't give me that look; desperate times and all that). So after I boiled the pasta in the microwave, I took the container to the restroom to pour out the excess water. I didn't lock the door behind me and one of the employees walked in. He said "Oh, I'm sorry!" I replied, "No problem, I was just draining my macaroni." He gave me a weird look, then just closed the door behind him.

Seventeen seconds later, I realized my statement could be taken a couple of different ways...
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That cheese sauce tho!
 
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