What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I was at Walmart today and heard a Superbowl ad for Angel Soft. I'm sure men that will be watching the game are concerned about toilet paper. This scenario has been on my mind since:

"Mitch! Be sure to get some Angel Soft before the game, that chili you make every year blows my asshole out!" :LOL:
 
Why does The Thing sound like Cliff Clavin from Cheers in the new Fantastic Four trailer? Ewww.
 
I never understood the baseball/sex analogy.
I know first base it touching boob, and sliding into home is obvious enough.
But what are second base and third base? She touches mine, and I touch hers?
But which base is who?
What about handjobs, fingering, blowjobs, cunnilingus and anal?
Where are all those bases?
Whoever came up with this either doesn’t know much about sex or doesn’t know much about baseball.
 
I never understood the baseball/sex analogy.
I know first base it touching boob, and sliding into home is obvious enough.
But what are second base and third base? She touches mine, and I touch hers?
But which base is who?
What about handjobs, fingering, blowjobs, cunnilingus and anal?
Where are all those bases?
Whoever came up with this either doesn’t know much about sex or doesn’t know much about baseball.
I thought first base was kissibg, second under the shirt, third in the pants and fourth sliding in to…home base.
 
I thought first base was coping a feel. 🤔
Maybe I don’t know much about baseball!
Not to say I'm right but….

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

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Not to say I'm right but….

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

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Looks like you already prepared exhibit A for your defense!
 
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