What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ALovelyNudist]

Microsoft excel and delayed flights are shit

 

[lacandy]

I do not want to log on to work and see my email today - what new fuckery can b this man have done over the weekend?

 

[ydahecnot]

Some of us are lonely and have boners ok.

If this isn’t the tagline for Lit, it should be

 

[awired50]

Oysters his afternoon.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Brains be like

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Slept. Woke up. Had a cup or three of coffee already. My brain still be like

 

[Chillygirl]

I do not want to log on to work and see my email today - what new fuckery can b this man have done over the weekend?

I was afraid to open my email this morning and of course there was more fuckery.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Slept. Woke up. Had a cup or three of coffee already. My brain still be like

“still” is an interesting word choice here .

 

[SmokingFap]

I just got that thing where you open your mouth and saliva just squirts out like a little tiny fountain for no reason. In the middle of a coffee shop. I don't think anybody saw it.

 

[Slickrick123]

I just got that thing where you open your mouth and saliva just squirts out like a little tiny fountain for no reason. In the middle of a coffee shop. I don't think anybody saw it.

Don't kid yourself. Those things never go unnoticed. Lol

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am thinking, "Don't over think it"

Can you try telling my brain that too?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Guess you won’t underestimate me next time now will you…you got what you deserve…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can you try telling my brain that too?

YMMV

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[Sexy_Singer]

Slept. Woke up. Had a cup or three of coffee already. My brain still be like

I measure my coffee by pots not cups.

 

[lacandy]

Technology is great until it’s not! So glad I got all my stuff done on Friday instead of waiting until the actual due date.

 

[LupineOne]

I was up with the sun today.
Other than a workout and laundry, I:

Sat in that sun by the window.
Read a book.
Drank water.

Today, I was a houseplant. And I’m okay with that.

 

[Chillygirl]

Best part of my day is walking in the door and my old guy is right there waiting for me. Tail wagging, grinning…I love this boy

 

[NeonSubtlety]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/s/cIkh4e4kT4

 

[Frankjba1]

Feels like this sickness has finally started leaving me... take your vitamins kids.

 

[Chillygirl]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikToks/s/cIkh4e4kT4

Where do I find that man? Do you think he’ll let me be his bad girl??

 

[MrMakersMark]

Where do I find that man? Do you think he’ll let me be his bad girl??

I think he would.

I think if you blinked twice too rapidly in his presence, he'd ask to move out of his car and into your place.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I don’t even live in the states but I work with the most hateful lot in my dept. Half of them think Trump is good. Being a member of is bad, too many immigrants and they should be sent back. I need a better job or break from this bigot lot! Older women I can understand to some extent of their ignorance but the younger ones?! Good grief!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It's a self-medicate kinda night

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why can I not get comfortable?
Why does it always happen at 2:00 AM?
And most importantly, why is it so hot in here?
I am sweating in places I should not be sweating.

 

[awired50]

Titty Tuesday

 

[Fiestykitten]

It would be wonderful to just have a great non-sexy chat on here once in a great while. Or is it just my weird ass?
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