What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

She will say, "she was a good girl until she was a teenager." I'm still a good girl, I just can't explain it to her.

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[DannieB]

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone, but that line got drawn tonight.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone, but that line got drawn tonight.

I'm sorry Dannie!

 

[SmokingFap]

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone, but that line got drawn tonight.

I'm sorry, Dannie.


(no smartass comment)

 

[DannieB]

There’s probably one more item from my time in Japan he can destroy. And his stupid fucking Hulk Hogan doll “in the box” is not the same, at all!

 

[barefootgirl69]

There’s probably one more item from my time in Japan he can destroy. And his stupid fucking Hulk Hogan doll “in the box” is not the same, at all!

I'm sorry you're hurting.

 

[Kat73]

Wait. Isn't that a good thing

Yes and no. Matcha works, I guess!

 

[DannieB]

I'm sorry you're hurting.

I’ll be okay. Just never imagined I’d be going through this

 

[Shenanigans90]

My pup is digging us camping out in front of the fireplace while the heating unit is struggling.

 

[SmokingFap]

I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again last night. Brilliant movie, beautifully shot, amazing acting. But I wondered why there weren't any tigers or dragons.


Then I realized it was because they were all crouching or hidden.



Disclaimer: That is not an original joke. Can't remember the name of the comedian, but I nearly peed myself when I heard that joke.

 

[Kat73]

Some days just fucking suck.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Some days just fucking suck.

I agree... I'm having cheese and crackers to quiet the noise of the day... want some? I'm happy to share!

 

[ShaneoD]

Red flag warning, eh?

Am much as I wish we had warm temperatures and low humidity, this being Ireland it's raining and 5°C but yes it's very windy, powers been off since 3 am

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm thinking something is wrong with math. 3/3 cannot equal one. We all know that 1/3 + 2/3 equals 1, right?

1/3 = .33333333333 infinitely.
2/3 = .6666666666 infinitely.
So where does 3/3 get the extra one at the end to make .99999999... equal one?

The time you spend scrolling lit

 

[Taegul]

I know I'm greedy but...she should be online and flirting with me, dammit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I myself wes picturing a red head.

 

[ericalauren]

I try not to brag or anything, but I wrote three poems (so far) today. I'm on a roll like butter. Woohoo.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Am much as I wish we had warm temperatures and low humidity, this being Ireland it's raining and 5°C but yes it's very windy, powers been off since 3 am

Did the table stay put?

 

[ShaneoD]

It's/was at the allotment and we're about 30 min

Did the table stay put?

utes away from this thing being lifted, so I'll have to let you know

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It's/was at the allotment and we're about 30 min
utes away from this thing being lifted, so I'll have to let you know

Fingers crossed it's still there!
Saw trees and fence panels were busted out around Dublin.

 

[awired50]

Friday!

 

[orangecurious]

I'm thinking something is wrong with math. 3/3 cannot equal one. We all know that 1/3 + 2/3 equals 1, right?

1/3 = .33333333333 infinitely.
2/3 = .6666666666 infinitely.
So where does 3/3 get the extra one at the end to make .99999999... equal one?

percentages and fractions should not be mixed. I deal with that on a daily basis and it can make me cry. if you want to really upset your relatives, leave a Will with fractions of a percent in it.

 

[Slickrick123]

percentages and fractions should not be mixed. I deal with that on a daily basis and it can make me cry. if you want to really upset your relatives, leave a Will with fractions of a percent in it.

What a brilliant idea and way to get the last laugh.

 

[fsa52]

Thinking that anywhere near the water is my “HappyPlace”

 

[awired50]

It's the weekend!