What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Qky75]

Have you ever actually seen him-- I mean, her?

In the 40s? Yes

 

[SmokingFap]

In the 40s? Yes
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How old ARE you?

 

[Qky75]

How old ARE you?

Well sonny, I been meaning to ask you....you do look awful familiar. What's your mammie's name again?

 

[SmokingFap]

Well sonny, I been meaning to ask you....you do look awful familiar. What's your mammie's name again?

Mary. Dad's name was Joseph.

 

[Qky75]

Mary. Dad's name was Joseph.

Ohhhh so James ..."little Jimmy". "The other one"

 

[SmokingFap]

Ohhhh so James ..."little Jimmy". "The other one"

I'm the one that everyone made a big deal about when I made water into a barrel of white zinfandel. Because nobody got laid at the wedding.
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[Qky75]

I'm the one that everyone made a big deal about when I made water into a barrel of white zinfandel. Because nobody got laid at the wedding.
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Julio and Gallo's father might have spelled it the same but the J sounds way different

 

[SmokingFap]

Why did I click on that link?

Because you know I always post something super awesome.

What exactly was I even looking at?

A fire-breathing unicorn humping Smurfette. I admit, the photo was a little grainy.

Why did you feel the need to post that?

Have we not met?

Sigh... it might be my bedtime

I'll be there in a minute, honey.

 

[Bry1313]

That is absolutely not true. Every woman named Gertrude or Ethel was hideous. But so was every Otis and Roscoe, so...

Otis Redding has words.

 

[Bry1313]

Time for sleep. Or a wank. Or both.

Clocks in as my alt clocks off

 

[Bry1313]

You could try Wild Rice (might be more up your alley), it's brown and white rice together.....you'll have 50/50 odds of getting it right!

That’s not what wild rice is at all

 

[Madhatter02]

me too! My husband asked what TF I was laughing at!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s not what wild rice is at all


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It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

 

[dawn_of_night]

For fucks sake..
Did I mess up?
What's happening in my pretty little head

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

 

[SmokingFap]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

I bet you cooked it naked.


(runs away laughing hysterically)

 

[MindYaBitness]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

More for you

 

[kyblue12]

I bet you cooked it naked.


(runs away laughing hysterically)

Well duh.... thats what makes the rice WILD!!!! lol

Also trying to decide if I want to earworm a lot of people on this forum....

 

[dawn_of_night]

you must have never had my chicken wild rice soup!!

Well, now that you mention it....
I have not.

 

[Bry1313]

It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

Make chicken wild rice soup sometime, trust me.

Dammit, I’m the second person to reference this absolute soup delight

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Make chicken wild rice soup sometime, trust me.

That's what I was trying to say!!!!

fckn delicious!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well, now that you mention it....
I have not.

we should remedy that...

 

[kyblue12]

That's what I was trying to say!!!!

fckn delicious!!!

I promise not to earworm the forum for a thermos of the delicious soup that has been mentioned....

 

[Bry1313]

It's just as gross as brown rice. Don't buy the propaganda from Big Rice!

Also Wild rice is indigenous rice, the antithesis of big rice. Fuck off Uncle Ben

 

[SmokingFap]

That's what I was trying to say!!!!

chkn delicious!!!

FIFY.