What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[sexymanfun]

Exactly, which is why it not working is such a problem!

Best share your ID with me so I can... er... see if I can help

 

[Portobelllobelle]

Because the guy you're with DIDN'T drink a whole bottle of wine...

Bottle of wine, probably still gtg. Now whisky… THERES your problem.

 

[SmokingFap]

Bottle of wine, probably still gtg. Now whisky… THERES your problem.

What, you've never heard of "white zinfandel dick"?

 

[Qky75]

And I repeat- no one wants to see me naked.

You can be naked and I’ll show you…

I mean....I kind of do

 

[MindYaBitness]

Best share your ID with me so I can... er... see if I can help

Sorry, that's top secret intelligence
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjFiY2djZHpuaTcwamQ3cDQyNHdqZGJ6ZWpybGpzZTlrNmp5dHdhMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DgvvgMXmv88XLFfvT8/giphy.gif

 

[Portobelllobelle]

What, you've never heard of "white zinfandel dick"?

I have to imagine my 19yr old self did. WZD is probably a favor to everyone, bad times for all involved otherwise

 

[SmokingFap]

I just want to see naked cooking

Here ya go.
View attachment 2469861

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why did I click on that link? It just creates more questions...

What exactly was I even looking at?
Why did you feel the need to post that?

Sigh... it might be my bedtime

 

[Portobelllobelle]

Sorry, that's top secret intelligence
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjFiY2djZHpuaTcwamQ3cDQyNHdqZGJ6ZWpybGpzZTlrNmp5dHdhMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DgvvgMXmv88XLFfvT8/giphy.gif

But what if we have a clearance

 

[Qky75]

Here ya go.
View attachment 2469861

Take your pick ..either way the bird looks dry

 

[sexymanfun]

Sorry, that's top secret intelligence
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjFiY2djZHpuaTcwamQ3cDQyNHdqZGJ6ZWpybGpzZTlrNmp5dHdhMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DgvvgMXmv88XLFfvT8/giphy.gif

https://media.tenor.com/S3_xeTxIR7sAAAAM/liar-liar-movie.gif

 

[SmokingFap]

Take your pick ..either way the bird looks dry

That literally made me laugh out loud.

 

[sexymanfun]

Here ya go.
View attachment 2469861

I'd smash at least one of those birds
https://media.tenor.com/0ruFBTEYL8EAAAAM/stuffing-turkey-mrbean.gif

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

That literally made me laugh out loud.

me too! My husband asked what TF I was laughing at!

 

[Madhatter02]

Here ya go.
View attachment 2469861

Looks like two got stuffed

 

[Madhatter02]

Take your pick ..either way the bird looks dry

Nothing some drippings from the turkey baster can’t take care of

 

[MindYaBitness]

But what if we have a clearance

Dear Mr. Portabello

Clearance is granted one at a time. Sorry, that position is currently filled. Feel free to apply again next year.

Sincerely

Director YaBitness

 

[Qky75]

After seeing the old bird pic, I'm remembering a conversation that started when my then teen daughter and her friend were cackling at "old lady names"

So when I say Ethel, what do you picture?

Hahaha an old grandma.

Yep. But ...to be a grandma, they had to be a mom first right?

...umm...yeah? Duh?

So....to be a mom, they had to attract somebody's attention at least once....right?

Blink...blink.... realization dawning.... O..M..G..

That's right ladies, at one time, all the Gladyses Phyllises Gertrudes and Ethels were hotties.....and one day someone is going to be laughing at your names.

 

[SmokingFap]

That's right ladies, at one time, all the Gladyses Phyllises Gertrudes at Ethels were hotties.....

That is absolutely not true. Every woman named Gertrude or Ethel was hideous. But so was every Otis and Roscoe, so...

 

[MindYaBitness]

After seeing the old bird pic, I'm remembering a conversation that started when my then teen daughter and her friend were cackling at "old lady names"

So when I say Ethel, what do you picture?

Hahaha an old grandma.

Yep. But ...to be a grandma, they had to be a mom first right?

...umm...yeah? Duh?

So....to be a mom, they had to attract somebody's attention at least once....right?

Blink...blink.... realization dawning.... O..M..G..

That's right ladies, at one time, all the Gladyses Phyllises Gertrudes and Ethels were hotties.....and one day someone is going to be laughing at your names.

There will be old folks homes chalk full of Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicoles

 

[Qky75]

That is absolutely not true. Every woman named Gertrude or Ethel was hideous. But so was every Otis and Roscoe, so...

Lmao Ethel Merman? Cmon

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

There will be old folks homes chalk full of Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicoles

I almost wanted to take offense to this
Sigh
I’m getting old, huh???

 

[Portobelllobelle]

Dear Mr. Portabello

Clearance is granted one at a time. Sorry, that position is currently filled. Feel free to apply again next year.

Sincerely

Director YaBitness

Director YaBitness,

I do appreciate your time to review, It’s this kind of personal follow up that is missing so often these days.

I look forward to the reapplication process.

 

[SmokingFap]

Lmao Ethel Merman? Cmon

Have you ever actually seen him-- I mean, her?

 

[Qky75]

I almost wanted to take offense to this
Sigh
I’m getting old, huh???

Like a fine wine

But obviously not white zifendel...that's for dicks apparently