What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

The origins of hanging stockings was to dry them after washing…. At around the same time oranges were a popular stocking stuffer…and clean water wasn’t readily available to all… long story short 🤢🤮
 
Sorry, no. Some people might have jobs that do drug-testing. Obviously, still take the pot brownies to the adults-only gathering, just be sure to give everyone fair warning ⚠️
Yeah, dosing people is hugely assholish and pretty fucked up. Not everyone reacts to certain stimulants in the same way. But bringing weed brownies and telling people? Great friendship.
 
Landlady: "What did you do for Christmas Shane?"

Me: "I had dinner at my sister's, fell asleep at my mother's, then woke up and had dinner there, came home at 20.00, and watched TV"

(That last part wasn't true, I played a computer game which I neglected while listening to a vocaroo which made me consider masturbating ferociously, but I felt she didn't need to know that last part)
 
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