SalaciousMonkey22
Let’s get cozy 🍁🍂
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Who knew proper was in your vocabulary?I should really leave Lit before I cause proper trouble.![]()
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Who knew proper was in your vocabulary?I should really leave Lit before I cause proper trouble.![]()
Because that’s what you do this time of year!Why did I think it was a good idea to make so much food? And why do I make this mistake every year?![]()
I got a lotta issues with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Time for the airing of grievances?
Hate is a strong word but I feel your pain.I hate fucking wrapping.
I hate fucking wrapping.
is "man-wrapping" not allowed? the shopping bag it came in with a bow? asking for me...Hate is a strong word but I feel your pain.
Believe or not I know people who LOVE wrapping.
I'm more of a beat boxer myself. My stage name is Captain Jaxxxon.I hate fucking wrapping.
That's one thing I make notes of in my Yule folder. (Which also has lists of what I'm making each year.) "so and so much would have sufficed, write a paper for MIL about what you agreed, this food practically disappeared on sight" etcWhy did I think it was a good idea to make so much food? And why do I make this mistake every year?![]()
I think there are professionalsI hate fucking wrapping.
Merry Christmas, Shady!Welcome to my world!
Merry Christmas!
There's no short list. I've got at least ten more recipes to get throughShort list, what did you make?
True fact!Because that’s what you do this time of year!
I love that idea! I should start doing this. Thanks for the tipThat's one thing I make notes of in my Yule folder. (Which also has lists of what I'm making each year.) "so and so much would have sufficed, write a paper for MIL about what you agreed, this food practically disappeared on sight" etc
I've been so puny, my kid just wants to open up the boxes it was delivered in.is "man-wrapping" not allowed? the shopping bag it came in with a bow? asking for me...![]()
Not in my house at 10.55 pm...I think there are professionals
Sure. They can be there in a jiffy. Just dial 1-800-YOURELFNot in my house at 10.55 pm...
I LOVE it! I'll be right there to help... Have a cold drink readyI hate fucking wrapping.
Bourbon in travel cup!!!headed to the store for a couple last minute things…wish me luck!
Because we let it be.Why is Christmas Eve soooooo fucking stressful?
You sound like every guy who gets told to go put a condom onI hate fucking wrapping.
Not in my house at 10.55 pm...
There you go. Instead of an elf you got Santa's princess.I LOVE it! I'll be right there to help... Have a cold drink ready![]()