What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[takingbacksunday]

Then you'll be sadly defeated, mon ami. I'll send condolences to your loved ones

Won't take you too long lol

 

[smtst5]

Last night, getting under my stairs

I stand corrected. Are the stairs ok?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I stand corrected. Are the stairs ok?

As hard headed as I can be, I think the door jam remains intact

 

[TXRafe]

As hard headed as I can be, I think the door jam remains intact

did you even duck?

 

[smtst5]

As hard headed as I can be, I think the door jam remains intact

Glad to hear no damage was done to either your hard head or the door jam.

 

[MindYaBitness]

did you even duck?

Yes, I have to blame this mishap on my typical clumsiness. I can dance like a mofo, but otherwise my spatial awareness is pretty terrible

 

[UnquietDreams]

did you even duck?

She is more likely to goose...

 

[smtst5]

Yes, I have to blame this mishap on my typical clumsiness. I can dance like a mofo, but otherwise my spatial awareness is pretty terrible

Anyone can dance when there is tequila present

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone can dance when there is tequila present

No, anyone thinks they can dance when there is tequila present. Profound difference.

 

[curious_slut]

I blame the Santa Anas

 

[smtst5]

I blame the Santa Anas

Not the Santa Claus? I’ll show myself out…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Anyone can dance when there is tequila present

Lol, I don't drink, so I'm good all on my own. However, if I look like a true salsera, that means that you are drunk

 

[smtst5]

Lol, I don't drink, so I'm good all on my own. However, if I look like a true salsera, that means that you are drunk

I usually look like I’m being chased by a bunch of bees.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I usually look like I’m being chased by a bunch of bees.

Lol, I don't drink, so I'm good all on my own. However, if I look like a true salsera, that means that you are drunk

Me:

 

[smtst5]

Me:

I’m the male version of Elaine.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m the male version of Elaine.

Enough tequila, I can pull off the skirt.

Or think I can...

 

[smtst5]

Enough tequila, I can pull off the skirt.

Or think I can...

Been there done that. Fortunately that was before digital cameras and social media. So did it even happen if it’s not posted on social media?

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm thinking there's a reason we aren't having these drone sightings in my neck of the woods.

If someone flew a drone over somebody's house Saturday night in north Georgia, Bubba or Leroy would have pictures posted by 9 a.m. Sunday of the shiny black 6-point they just got.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I blame the Santa Anas

As you should

 

[MindYaBitness]

Enough tequila, I can pull off the skirt.

Or think I can...

You remind me of a friend of mine who says he only has one drink, because just one, he's funny. Two drinks, and he's funny and good looking

 

[Noor]

Therein lies the greatest challenge. Finding a destination that I can actually reach is the issue.

I’d pick one and go for it, don’t that the confines of your current reality dissuade you. When we change, our environment can change in respond or we may find some other direction.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It must suck to be short sometimes

Yes. Yes, but only when I'm driving into the sunset. Or need a bowl from the cupboard and no one's around. Or borrowing someone's husband to get something at the store for me.

Otherwise, I'm happy being a munchkin.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There will always be room in my life for you

 

[TXRafe]

There will always be room in my life for you

is it because she is so small and short she doesnt take up a lot of space?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

is it because she is so small and short she doesnt take up a lot of space?

Lol. Admittedly I was thinking of someone else. But now I'm going with this!