What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Wriggle]

Pretty successful Sunday

 

[Neanderthal247]

Had a blast, went to Metlife Stadium to see the Giants, great seats.


Only thing is our offense looks horrible, now I am grilling @italiansexylady for stealing my Saquon.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm having pizza and beer with a buddy and waiting to see if Mahomes can pull another magic rabbit out of his ass to win against the Chargers.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Good Luck

 

[Medicalman13152]

I hate the politics surrounding kids sports. Fuck you, Coach... FUCK YOU!!!!!

signed,
a pissed off mama bear

P.S. please send wine!

I always did as well.... Would 4 glasses do it for you?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I need to shower before bed but I’m almost too tired to even do that

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I always did as well.... Would 4 glasses do it for you?

Yes, please and thank you!

 

[cactusjack0584]

That if live indeed is like a box of chocolates then for some reason all I’ve gotten recently are the ones that taste like they are filled with toothpaste. Blech!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

some things... you just CANNOT un-see

why did I click on that???

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Stomach bug's got me down tonight.
My wife tells me I handle illness like the absolute whiniest of bitches.
She's not wrong.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Do I go for the Elf too ???? His neck is already broken but he's not double crispy like Santa....mmmmm??????

 

[barefootgirl69]

*blink*

I'm so afraid to ask, but I'm also wondering wth he's talking about.

Did you kill the Elf!?

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Oh, no, it was an accident....I put Elf in the bag with a couple of 2 ltr bottles by mistake and then dropped bag in back seat....I guess he was underneath them.....sure it was quick and painless but I didn't see a thing....Elf is just single layer chocolate, not double (chubby) like Santa so more prone to "accidents" I guess...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh, no, it was an accident....I put Elf in the bag with a couple of 2 ltr bottles by mistake and then dropped bag in back seat....I guess he was underneath them.....sure it was quick and painless but I didn't see a thing.......

Murderer!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Murderer!!!!

Elfslaughter at worst.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Anyway I went for leftover piece of Razzleberry pie instead, I put him in freezer for tomorrow........

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Murderer!!!!

Elfslaughter at worst.

I swear it was an accident........I never saw him in the bag!!!!!! Just a sad mistake, nothing personal.........

 

[cactusjack0584]

The lowest charge would 5-10 years on the naughty list.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I swear it was an accident........I never saw him in the bag!!!!!! Just a sad mistake, nothing personal.........

That's what they all say!

(I leave and come back to this conversation! It's hilarious!)

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

The lowest charge would 5-10 years on the naughty list.

You can't pin it on me......Santa was the only witness.....the double crispy one... .. burp...

 

[Animaul]

This fabreeze scent would make you think I had a stripper in here

 

[fsa52]

An enjoyable day!
Spent the morning with a friend, then a great lunch and shopping on my own

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I ate Santa, double crispy, he was great... .......but I didn't kill the Elf, despite what you might hear.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

What a damn fine day I’m having

 

[TXRafe]

that it took 25 years (20 without wearing it every day), but the tongue ring hole finally closed up...my fault for not wearing it from time to time...we have some good memories old buddy...who knew women would be willing just to have the experience...sigh