What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Shenanigans90]

I’m already dreading Monday.

 

[beachbaby179]

So much to do. Ugh.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude pancake tittied skanks have a better sense of humor. It’s science.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Good news is I have no private messages

 

[Photog1rl]

Dude pancake tittied skanks have a better sense of humor. It’s science.

You hitting the truth serum again?

 

[Photog1rl]

That there is nothing sadder than an 18 year old with a broken heart from their first break up.

 

[willlph]

That there is nothing sadder than an 18 year old breaking up with their first love.

thats a life lesson that sticks with you forever

 

[Shenanigans90]

That there is nothing sadder than an 18 year old breaking up with their first love.

The one getting broke up with is probably more sad.

 

[Photog1rl]

The one getting broke up with is probably more sad.

Well, that is kind of the side he is on. It’s “mutual” but he didn’t suggest it.
I edited my post for clarity.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Well, that is kind of the side he is on. It’s “mutual” but he didn’t suggest it.
I edited my post for clarity.

My comment was tongue in cheek. I’m sorry he is going through this. A parent seeing their kid hurting is pretty difficult too. Sending hugs.

 

[Dribble]

Well, that is kind of the side he is on. It’s “mutual” but he didn’t suggest it.
I edited my post for clarity.

She broke up with me to go out with this dude because "His car is so bitchin". I laughed and said his daddy bought it for him. Then I realized she was serious. Fuck...I drove by her house at least 3x a day for the next six months. Today...I can't even tell you her first name. But she is still a cunt that much is sure

 

[Mr_bogey]

When I was young, I worked in seafood restaurants in Maine and Texas. Maine was delightful, but who the fuck thinks people come to Dallas for seafood? That was a failure from the start.

Redfish! There is some good fishing in the Gulf and Costa Rica has to export all that fish somewhere.

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's weird to smoke a joint during daylight hours.

So I take it you didn't go to college....but then there is that whole weekend thing....and wake and bake (we need a better confused emoji)

 

[SassySheDevil]

She broke up with me to go out with this dude because "His car is so bitchin". I laughed and said his daddy bought it for him. Then I realized she was serious. Fuck...I drove by her house at least 3x a day for the next six months. Today...I can't even tell you her first name. But she is still a cunt that much is sure

I never broke up with anyone for the guy with the car, but I didn't hesitate when he asked me out. I liked the Porsche only slightly more than him.

 

[Glorygirl78]

People with penis's are more likely to shake the nozzle after putting gas in than people without.

Ya think? I’m all about shaking out another drop!

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I have a Porsche

But it was not me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

When will my AV show up? I don't even remember what I picked

Sometime in May. JaFo is in charge now.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ya think? I’m all about shaking out another drop!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hmm, your profile makes you sound like a complete fucktrumpet.

That's a new word. Band camper?

 

[FunLi]

I never broke up with anyone for the guy with the car, but I didn't hesitate when he asked me out. I liked the Porsche only slightly more than him.

I had a FWB in my younger years who drove a really nice older Porsche 911. His dad raced Porsche’s and it was pretty awesome. I was never really into the car thing but it was a sweet ride and the sound sometimes I think it made him more dreamy

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m annoyed AF.

In other news, the sun set again today.

 

[Mr_bogey]

That there is nothing sadder than an 18 year old with a broken heart from their first break up.

I hope that continues to be the saddest thing in your life.

 

[Lord Pmann]

In other news, the sun set again today.

What say you, bogey! I’m not normally annoyed. I’m a sweetheart.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I had a FWB in my younger years who drove a really nice older Porsche 911. His dad raced Porsche’s and it was pretty awesome. I was never really into the car thing but it was a sweet ride and the sound sometimes I think it made him more dreamy

haha yeah. That's what he had. I wish I could remember what year it was. But I loved how sexy that thing was. I turned it into a Calendar.
But I am still a total car/truck nerd. There are a few I'd be willing to hump.

Sadly, when we broke up. He got drunk and wrecked it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What say you, bogey! I’m not normally annoyed. I’m a sweetheart.

Don't mind me. I'm just shitposting for a minute or 2. As soon as I hit send on that, I read your next post, which was very appropriate.

Annoying people who don’t do a good job. Argh.

You think that would have snapped me out of it.