What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SnowIris]

Home sweet… well sweet might be overstating it, but you get the idea

 

[HeavyBalls]

Home sweet… well sweet might be overstating it, but you get the idea

Mine is "home sweet Hades..."

 

[StillRain]

Gosh I hate thinking about what to cook for dinner.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Gosh I hate thinking about what to cook for dinner.

The right answer is always 'pasta'. It tastes great, kids love it, you can make it a million different ways, usually have plenty of ingredients already and can make a lot of it pretty cheaply.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I just don't like being lied to.

This "hi, I'm new" is a BIG lie right out of the gate. It will usually catch my attention.

Unless you are voting <ducks>*

*sorry. I've been drinking and lost my filter.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Does day drinking lead to more masturbation?

Only 1 way to find out. Please report back with results #forscience

 

[Mr_bogey]

Some of us work weird ass hours.

Weird ass? I heard you have a great ass.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Weird ass? I heard you have a great ass.

Thank you Bogart

 

[ashesatwork]

It's 349 am and in wide awake. I have an 11 hour work day that starts in 3 hours.
I'm gonna need some caffeine later. And by some I mean pushed right through my veins

 

[Nutbutterbish]

I have an 11 hour work day that starts in 3 hours.
I'm gonna need some caffeine later. And by some, I mean pushed right through my veins

Those are my exact thoughts right now. Plus, I am too lazy to get up and make the coffee.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

do some folks not have jobs?

I think some people consider trolling Lit and stirring up trouble a job

Some of us work weird ass hours.

And some of us technically work 9-5 and still work weird ass hours

Gosh I hate thinking about what to cook for dinner.

That’s one of the reasons I love recipe meal services so much. It’s much easier to try new things that way as well as cut down on errand time because they provide the groceries. Then the recipes I really like after making them the first time, I add to my rotation and cook again as often as I want.

 

[StillRain]

That’s one of the reasons I love recipe meal services so much. It’s much easier to try new things that way as well as cut down on errand time because they provide the groceries. Then the recipes I really like after making them the first time, I add to my rotation and cook again as often as I want.

I’ve tried a few of them, I don’t mind them but my littler humans are not fans generally and we end up with a lot of wastage which bothers me.

 

[positiveflirt]

It's 349 am and in wide awake. I have an 11 hour work day that starts in 3 hours.
I'm gonna need some caffeine later. And by some I mean pushed right through my veins

Rough!! Praying to the Gods of time to make this a swift and painless day for you!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Every morning I think to myself "I'm going to drink more water today." Every night I look back upon my failure.

 

[OtherMan]

Girl.

… and being thankful that, for the moment, it’s a purely simple thought.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Coffee is brilliant. Birds singing loudly is not my favorite at 5 am, but since it comes with spring… I’ll take it!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My husband left the KY jelly in the bathroom, he's always made sure to move it back before I saw it before, which cracks me up. I masturbate and he masturbates and we have sex. I think it's normal, but I think maybe men are conditioned to think their wives will be mad to know they masturbated? I've read on here that some wives get angry, which I don't understand. Especially those wives who rarely if ever have sex with their husbands.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I want more sleep but I have a meeting in a couple hours. It’s been rescheduled 4x now. Really want to make this one.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Good luck

Hey, I am awake. That alone beats the last 4 attempts.

 

[wildcard34]

Day dreaming

 

[Chillygirl]

I don’t want to go to work but I know I can’t just bury my head in the sand.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I thought an orgasm might fix things. I hate being wrong

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I thought an orgasm might fix things. I hate being wrong

But did it make anything worse?

 

[Violetvixen1]

But did it make anything worse?

No, but I really need this resolved

 

[AmberLGreen]

I thought an orgasm might fix things. I hate being wrong

If it is a big fix, it can take more than one. Give it another couple of rounds before you quit