What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[BabeRosieC1317]

Working at a bar on st Patricks day, what was I thinking??

 

[Misshotndeep]

I keep forgetting I don’t know how to flirt.

 

[SnowIris]

I keep forgetting I don’t know how to flirt.

This is the most relatable thing I've read all day.

 

[Misshotndeep]

This is the most relatable thing I've read all day.

I have decided to ask my friends to help me practice. I could use the help. It’s kinda funny to be in my 40s and just now learning but I guess I need the skills now.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Had a 70+ year old woman flirt with me at work today. She called me pretty

Be careful! Those Sabertooths have bite.

 

[Mtnmike]

Debating play or nap….

Play then nap sounds better, html.

 

[Mtnmike]

I keep forgetting I don’t know how to flirt.

Tell me about it, I never really learned in the first place, could've used a good teacher

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, me in an Irish Pub on St Paddy’s Day saying ‘Fuck Me I’m Irish.’ How many times is too many times?

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's embarrassing.

 

[WantonOneWanted]

It’s only embarrassing if you remember in the morning

 

[Misshotndeep]

Or write it on here….

 

[WantonOneWanted]

That’s a fair point

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and use my ‘Irish Cream’ line on some of these St Paddy’s Day skanks.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That pick up line where you ask if a girl is Irish and then say my dick is Dublin in size works wonders. Try it out.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck and try to find out which one of these fake Irish moms drove the mini-van to the pub. My experience tells me Mini-van moms are always down to fuck.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My god, Do you ever think with the head on your shoulders. Or at least stop spiting lame as game we all know is made up shit. Jesus!

 

[Taegul]

That might be the best idea for posting I've ever had. I wonder if it would get me kicked off Lit...

Decisions, decisions...

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Reflecting on the fact that I suddenly have four women with Honey-Do lists for me, and not one of them has had the common decency to offer me a bj. No one seems to understand simple good manners these days, or microeconomics.

 

[NastyNyx]

What a fucking day.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Reflecting on the day ahead and what is to come.

 

[Photog1rl]

That today was fun, then not, then fun and finally satisfying.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

That today was fun, then not, then fun and finally satisfying.

Yeah, that was pretty much my first anal experience, too.

 

[munch2much]

I’m thinking I must have woke up mid sleep cycle as I feel erm “wrong?”

 

[Taegul]

Haven't seen Bruce Banner in a bit. I wonder if he's in jail. Or rehab.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If you run out of apple juice, is cider a suitable alternative for a breakfast juice?