What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Ohmygod. Look... I'm sorry, but... I think I just fell out of love with you.

I'm sorry. I hope you'll be okay.

Fuck. I feel so guilty now 😢


I'm not quite as extreme as that - milk chocolate is still chocolate, after all! - but I far prefer dark, too. None of that 70+% cacao shi... stuff, though. It still needs to be sweet, because the non-sweet stuff tastes and feels like eating cardboard, to me, but yeah, dark over milk any every day of the week.
See, I eat 70% like candy. Also, do nothing but melt it, add the right amount of cream and a touch of brandy, and the truffles are out of this world.
 
Ohmygod. Look... I'm sorry, but... I think I just fell out of love with you.

I'm sorry. I hope you'll be okay.

Fuck. I feel so guilty now 😢


I'm not quite as extreme as that - milk chocolate is still chocolate, after all! - but I far prefer dark, too. None of that 70+% cacao shi... stuff, though. It still needs to be sweet, because the non-sweet stuff tastes and feels like eating cardboard, to me, but yeah, dark over milk any every day of the week.

I'll endeavor to carry on!

She laughed at me. She never loved me. Never cared. It's because my dick is too small. Too large. Too hideous. It must be my dick.

I'm... 😭

You'll live 🤭
 
No, no *flings his arm across his forehead* I shall die of a broken heart. Alern! All alern.

Well, once you're done dying, can you tell me what "alern" means? Is that some British slang I don't know? Google only gives me this, none of which seems relevant:

"Alern" can refer to a few different things: a last name, a Star Wars character, or a musician. As a last name, Alern can be Dutch or German, meaning "noble and hardy," or possibly of Hispanic origin, potentially relating to the "larch" tree. In Star Wars, Therisa Alern was a human intelligence operative. In the musical world, Alern is a Russian musician born in 1994, who began studying music in 2008. There's also Xavier Alern, a guitarist and musicologist known for his work in early music, described on Opus One's website
 
Oh, sure. No problem. Hold on. Let me pull myself together.


"Alone". From... wasn't there a film in which an actress, possibly Swedish but I'm not sure, famously said "I want to be alone", but because of her accent it sounds a little like "I vant to be alern". Or something like that. My memory is giving me Hedy Lamar, but I'm not convinced it was her, my brain might just be making shit up, like it does everything else.

Can I go back to my death scene now, please?

That’s a movie deep cut that I don’t know! Yes, you have permission to go back to dying :D
 
Oh, sure. No problem. Hold on. Let me pull myself together.


"Alone". From... wasn't there a film in which an actress, possibly Swedish but I'm not sure, famously said "I want to be alone", but because of her accent it sounds a little like "I vant to be alern". Or something like that. My memory is giving me Hedy Lamar, but I'm not convinced it was her, my brain might just be making shit up, like it does everything else.

Can I go back to my death scene now, please?
Greta Garbo
 
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