What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[munch2much]

It’s bedtime. Maybe I should actually get into bed rather than sitting here thinking about it!

 

[Vinylguy]

The whole movie should have just been the adventures of Vincent and Jules, in my opinion.

We usually watch the DVD about once a month. Gratuitous sex and violence. How can you go wrong?

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's only just begun....
No need to rush, no need to fear...
But it's time, I can see
oh, so clear.

 

[Taegul]

I liked him better when I had him on ignore.

 

[MedicalMuse]

age looks good on some people. Really good

 

[dawn_of_night]

I liked him better when I had him on ignore.

I mean... Seriously....
This is just true for a lot of people....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You know... I love a good beauty regime or facial product as much as the next girl and within budgetary reasons I'll try a little bit of anything (except surgery or injectables, no thank you) BUT when celebrities are claiming they're rubbing BEEF TALLOW on their faces as moisturizer? No. I'm sorry. I refuse to have perfectly moisturized skin and smell like a Wendy's grease trap.

 

[DannieB]

I can’t wait to get in the shower and get my frozen toes warmed up. Almost two hours under a cover and they’re still so cold

 

[Vinylguy]

You know... I love a good beauty regime or facial product as much as the next girl and within budgetary reasons I'll try a little bit of anything (except surgery or injectables, no thank you) BUT when celebrities are claiming they're rubbing BEEF TALLOW on their faces as moisturizer? No. I'm sorry. I refuse to have perfectly moisturized skin and smell like a Wendy's grease trap.

But I love a Wendy’s double

 

[Fiestykitten]

How is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?

That’s oddly specific……

 

[SmokingFap]

That’s oddly specific……

What, that I wrap my earphones around my hand twice?

 

[Fiestykitten]

What, that I wrap my earphones around my hand twice?

 

[SmokingFap]

You know... I love a good beauty regime or facial product as much as the next girl and within budgetary reasons I'll try a little bit of anything (except surgery or injectables, no thank you) BUT when celebrities are claiming they're rubbing BEEF TALLOW on their faces as moisturizer? No. I'm sorry. I refuse to have perfectly moisturized skin and smell like a Wendy's grease trap.

Smartass decisions, smartass decisions...

A. Nope. Couldn't make that one work. Too wordy and convoluted.

B. At least that asshole-bleaching trend seems to be over.

 

[Vinylguy]

Leave me out of this please

 

[DannieB]

Smartass decisions, smartass decisions...

A. Nope. Couldn't make that one work. Too wordy and convoluted.

B. At least that asshole-bleaching trend seems to be over.

My friend an I were just talking about B at work yesterday. Her SIL invited her to get their buttholes bleached and she politely declined

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Just when I think I'm good to come here...oh well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My friend an I were just talking about B at work yesterday. Her SIL invited her to get their buttholes bleached and she politely declined

Do they make a card for that?

 

[DannieB]

Do they make a card for that?

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[SmokingFap]

Do they make a card for that?

I have no doubt that Hallmark will eventually introduce a National Anal Bleaching Day, just to sell cards for it. And Russell Stover's will come up with little butthole-shaped chocolates.

 

[TXRafe]

regular people do mushroom gummies on a wednesday night, what do you mean?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nsXtNDyBuxMAAAAd/dance-moves-doubleblind.gif

 

[Vinylguy]

I have no doubt that Hallmark will eventually introduce a National Anal Bleaching Day, just to sell cards for it. And Russell Stover's will come up with little butthole-shaped chocolates.

Chocolate starfish

 

[MandaPandaa]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do they make a card for that?

I was just talking to someone about a business venture....
"please stop coming onto me in the presence of your boyfriend"
"i am sorry you'll never turn me gay"
are a couple we landed on...
"no thank you, i would not like to join you in butthole bleaching... but thanks for thinking of me"
... could definitely be added to the lineup!

 

[DannieB]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

You ARE enough! There’s nothing to fix.

 

[TXRafe]

I was just talking to someone about a business venture....
"please stop coming onto me in the presence of your boyfriend"
"i am sorry you'll never turn me gay"
are a couple we landed on...
"no thank you, i would not like to join you in butthole bleaching... but thanks for thinking of me"
... could definitely be added to the lineup!

you cant just say things like butthole bleaching...even on the internet