What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Leigh81]

It's time to head outside

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think I was right

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m shocked. Shocked I say.

 

[BrendaBear]

Why do ghosts always say “Get out”?
If I was a ghost, I would say “Nice tits”, so you would know that I watch you shower and masturbate.
Is that creepy too?

This made me laugh so hard... I could just hear that with that voice too...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why did I set up an all day program on a Friday?!?

This is proof that even smart people do stupid things.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm thinking I must have done something right in life because even though I got hammered last night, I feel fine this morning.

Just a theory... probably need to do more research.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If I was close I'd come with you.

How about dressing really exotically, so people are so busy complimenting you, you forget about such conventions that place pointless pressure anyway

Meh…it’s just a family wedding. I’ll be rewearing a black gown from a previous Black Tie wedding that no one there has seen Internally debating taking it to alterations to change the neckline though.

One of the greatest bands ever. Sad that is only song muh fuckers know them for. RIP Adam

This gem has been a staple of my Christmas playlists for years:

No one wants to go see Terrifier 3 with me

Maybe they haven’t seen Terrifier and Terrifier 2. Have you offered to binge those with them?

 

[orangecurious]

what a crazy Track Worlds!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not everything’s about you. I mean that was. But don’t get all confirmation biased or nothing.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I just don't give a fuck right now.


How many times have I said that word lately?

 

[13Fantasies]

17 days of shit and counting.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm feeling weirdly social today.

Is there a test to see if I've been replaced by a pod person?

 

[Wand3rlust]

*gets the rods ready*

 

[LostHorizon]

Contemplating how the difficulty of opening a can of soup can be a metaphor for life’s struggles.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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1) The Personals section is over there
2) Ummm…maybe leave threats to bash “heed”s in, out of your Personals post if you’re trying to attract play mates?
3) “Not gay, don’t fancy guys” and yet the first thing you mentioned is MMF. Did you perhaps mean MFM?

 

[Xerxes82]

*gets the rods ready*

Discipline IS important.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm feeling weirdly social today.

Is there a test to see if I've been replaced by a pod person?

Here's a test that'll tell you if you haven't been replaced.

 

[LostHorizon]

1) The Personals section is over there
2) Ummm…maybe leave threats to bash “heed”s in, out of your Personals post if you’re trying to attract play mates?
3) “Not gay, don’t fancy guys” and yet the first thing you mentioned is MMF. Did you perhaps mean MFM?

Well that took my mind off of soup cans for the moment.

 

[Bry1313]

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You sound sexy, wanna bone?

 

[LostHorizon]

What is the origin of the word chuckhold anyway?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

1) The Personals section is over there

You should be encouraging them to start a personals thread in the PG. Also encourage them to use the word f*****

How am I supposed to find my replacement if you lead them away?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is the origin of the word chuckhold anyway?

Cuckold is derived from an old French word, based on the cuckoo bird’s habit of laying eggs in other birds’ nests

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You should be encouraging them to start a personals thread in the PG. Also encourage them to use the word f*****

How am I supposed to find my replacement if you lead them away?

Not having been around for your introduction to Lit, I’ve only heard hushed whispers and allusions to it, but still don’t know exactly what happened…

 

[LostHorizon]

Cuckold is derived from an old French word, based on the cuckoo bird’s habit of laying eggs in other birds’ nests

I am sure I could have googled that but it is so much more fun learning it here.

Thanks! I suspected it had something to do with cuckoo birds. They must have really pissed each other off doing shit like that. Birds work really hard building their nests.

 

[Taegul]

Some days, it really sucks that murder is still illegal.

How about assault? Can I just get a simple assault freebie? Pwetty pwease?