What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SirConradPeckereye]

When you post on the “have you e-boned” or “would you kiss“ or other such threads and someone IMMEDIATELY says “haven’t” or “nope”, does everyone wonder if that person wanted the world to know for the record that they “would never!” Or am I overthinking again?

Over my months on Lit (years would sound more impressive, but I’m not there yet), I have seen some borderline offensive denials. If I would rather have an enema than do something with that person, I don’t post after them. Some of the hetero men responses are funny though!

Maybe I shouldn’t attempt to think before coffee…

I'm thinking you are definitely overthinking this and yea that probably is a good idea to wait until your caffinated before attempting

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Those threads have outed me for the hussy I am.

At least you're a woke hussy.... wait..... fuck...

 

[gga]

At least you're a woke hussy.... wait..... fuck...

Keep your monkey to yourself.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keep your monkey to yourself.

You don't wanna play with my monkey!? #jealoushedoesnthavehisownmonkey

 

[gga]

You don't wanna play with my monkey!? #jealoushedoesnthavehisownmonkey

My monkey is spoken for

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You don't wanna play with my monkey!? #jealoushedoesnthavehisownmonkey

My monkey is spoken for

I want a monkey, but the surgery is too expensive.

 

[gga]

They have strap-on monkeys now.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

They have strap-on monkeys now.

Look at you withholding reactions. Maybe I should get my own monkey strap on...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My monkey is spoken for

So you've had a monkey this whole time!?

 

[gga]

Look at you withholding reactions. Maybe I should get my own monkey strap on...

Withholding???
I just can't keep up!

 

[gga]

I want a monkey, but the surgery is too expensive.

You DO listen to my kinks!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Withholding???
I just can't keep up!

You better hold on then, I haven't even had coffee yet!!!

 

[gga]

You better hold on then, I haven't even had coffee yet!!!

I'd better make another pot.
And ready another oxygen tank.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Let the steroids begin...
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[Suntimefuntime]

Going to put on my big girl panties and kick some ass today. ❤

 

[gga]

Really people? NOW you invite me to a 10A meeting? I haven't even done my hair and makeup.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Really people? NOW you invite me to a 10A meeting? I haven't even done my hair and makeup.

Remember to put on the RED lipstick, thats the one your boss likes on you the best!

 

[gga]

Remember to put on the RED lipstick, thats the one your boss likes on you the best!

I'll try not to leave any stains this time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'll try not to leave any stains this time.

Good call! ALSO remember to swallow this time! Don't need to walk out with it all over so EVERYONE knows what went down...

 

[gga]

Remember to put on the RED lipstick, thats the one your boss likes on you the best!

It is annual review time after all.

 

[n8Romantic]

Need to close up this laptop, break suction with the couch, and get on wid' it!

 

[gga]

Good call! ALSO remember to swallow this time! Don't need to walk out with it all over so EVERYONE knows what went down...

If it went down, then it wouldn't be all over, right?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good call! ALSO remember to swallow this time! Don't need to walk out with it all over so EVERYONE knows what went down...

Or didn’t go down!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Really people? NOW you invite me to a 10A meeting? I haven't even done my hair and makeup.

Don't you hate how you're "invited", but everybody knows you can't decline. They should just say "bend over and take it".

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It is annual review time after all.

Gotta earn that BONUS