What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Cat]

Going to an outdoor gig in two days... Hope it gets better!

London used to get that weather, it was nice, now it is screwed. I am up in Scotland now and it's not good

Ugh! I sure hope that the weather is going to change!!

It is always raining here, it has almost become a joke to mention the weather.. -because, it rains!
But once in a blue moon we do get these summer days, just to be reminded that we do prefer our knitted sweaters and wellies.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Stupid dog licked scan of his tooth would last night. Back to the cone of shame at night !!

 

[Xerxes82]

It never stops being hilarious (and terrifying) to hear people make claims about how ardently they feel their position defends the US Constitution when they've so obviously never read the document they claim to be defending/supporting.

So I raise a glass to you, Oklahoma. Wherein it is apparently impossible to properly contextualize the history of the Constitution without ignoring at least one of it's central provisions.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I went all day long not spilling anything on my white and grey pinstripe pants and 30 minutes before I have to give a lecture to a class I drip pesto down my crotch. Awesome lol.

 

[Booboobear84]

I went all day long not spilling anything on my white and grey pinstripe pants and 30 minutes before I have to give a lecture to a class I drip pesto down my crotch. Awesome lol.

White had a magnetic attraction for food.

 

[CuriousRick]

Shower fun time

 

[Chillygirl]

What are you supposed to say when a coworker talks about having to wear underwear so pee doesn’t run down her leg or how if you shit your pants it doesn’t matter if you have underwear cause it still falls out….and then she tells you her underwear are hand me downs from her mother in law….and she’s standing in the hallway outside your office door!!!

 

[Xerxes82]

What are you supposed to say when a coworker talks about having to wear underwear so pee doesn’t run down her leg or how if you shit your pants it doesn’t matter if you have underwear cause it still falls out….and then she tells you her underwear are hand me downs from her mother in law….and she’s standing in the hallway outside your office door!!!

"Sorry, I have to take this call."

*closes office door*

 

[jaF0]

I guess that depends.

 

[Trubbycat]

There's an Amazon package on the step every day. My daughter is buying Bezos' next yacht for him.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ahh, another one for the old iggy list. That was quick.

 

[Yesok1]

When's my account being closed so I don't keep logging in?

 

[OldAsianMan72]

My knee is clicking when I walk. Think I need a nurse

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love petrichor.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My knee is clicking when I walk. Think I need a nurse

I was married to one for 29 years. They are overrated...

 

[OldAsianMan72]

I was married to one for 29 years. They are overrated...

A clicked knee?

 

[UnquietDreams]

A clicked knee?

That too.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I wonder if any of my lit friends are online

 

[Yesok1]

Lit just reminds me of things that I don't want to remember. Maybe I should just try and sleep.

 

[jaF0]

seramthgin

 

[morelikeasong]

Why am I so damn attracted to this girl whose parasocial personality is so irritating?

 

[beachbaby179]

Well there goes 90 minutes of my life that I wasted and can never get back.

 

[cypressknee]

Thinking of her

 

[Shenanigans90]

Why am I so damn attracted to this girl whose parasocial personality is so irritating?

Who cares why, get it girl.

 

[ericalauren]

I just bought a body mist from Bath & Body Works. It smells delicious! Unfortunately, I'm allergic to it. RIP Daffodil Daydreams.