What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Sportfucking

Does anyone really call it that?

How to define it? Can we put it on pay per view?

What if we made a whole industry out if it? I mean, sex itself is an industry, but what if there was a competition for style, grace, stamina, technique. Solo events, women's, men's, couples events, team events? There could be representation at Universities, professional, and country level representatives like the Olympics?

Anyone think they got what what it takes to be a sportfucker? What would auditions look like? Team tryouts? Substitutions? Judges? Get out your scorecards!

Wouldn't the ultra conservatives flip out?

"......babe, I got a competition tonight. You gonna be in the cheering section?"
 
Sportfucking

Does anyone really call it that?

How to define it? Can we put it on pay per view?

What if we made a whole industry out if it? I mean, sex itself is an industry, but what if there was a competition for style, grace, stamina, technique. Solo events, women's, men's, couples events, team events? There could be representation at Universities, professional, and country level representatives like the Olympics?

Anyone think they got what what it takes to be a sportfucker? What would auditions look like? Team tryouts? Substitutions? Judges? Get out your scorecards!

Wouldn't the ultra conservatives flip out?

"......babe, I got a competition tonight. You gonna be in the cheering section?"
The commentators. “Boy, Phil, he’s really fucking the shit out of her tonight!” “That’s right, Sal. Reminds me of Alton Fisk reaming Mandy Pepperidge in Grand Rapids in 1978.”
 
Sportfucking

Does anyone really call it that?

How to define it? Can we put it on pay per view?

What if we made a whole industry out if it? I mean, sex itself is an industry, but what if there was a competition for style, grace, stamina, technique. Solo events, women's, men's, couples events, team events? There could be representation at Universities, professional, and country level representatives like the Olympics?

Anyone think they got what what it takes to be a sportfucker? What would auditions look like? Team tryouts? Substitutions? Judges? Get out your scorecards!

Wouldn't the ultra conservatives flip out?

"......babe, I got a competition tonight. You gonna be in the cheering section?"
Well, Evolved Fights does exist...
 
How did we do it before AC? We had a lot of 90s, even some 100s, high humidity, not cooling off much at night. No AC at all. Not even ceiling fans. I don't even remember having window fans. There was one whole house fan in the attic that would only help a little if all the windows and interior doors were open.

I can't remember if I had a window AC in my house in the '80s.
 
How did we do it before AC? We had a lot of 90s, even some 100s, high humidity, not cooling off much at night. No AC at all. Not even ceiling fans. I don't even remember having window fans. There was one whole house fan in the attic that would only help a little if all the windows and interior doors were open.

I can't remember if I had a window AC in my house in the '80s.
Me and my brothers played in the woods where it was cooler, played in the creek, and played in the basement until we move from Maryland to Georgia where we had AC.
 
Me and my brothers played in the woods where it was cooler, played in the creek, and played in the basement until we move from Maryland to Georgia where we had AC.
My grandparents didn’t get ac until sometime in the mid 1980s

We played outside all day slept with the windows open with window fans pulling th hot air out at night . They had a big thermometer in the living room and it always stated around 85 in the house during the day in the summer . No ac at teh elementary school I attended as well as on the bus . We somehow survived .
 
How did we do it before AC? We had a lot of 90s, even some 100s, high humidity, not cooling off much at night. No AC at all. Not even ceiling fans. I don't even remember having window fans. There was one whole house fan in the attic that would only help a little if all the windows and interior doors were open.

I can't remember if I had a window AC in my house in the '80s.

Me and my brothers played in the woods where it was cooler, played in the creek, and played in the basement until we move from Maryland to Georgia where we had AC.

My grandparents didn’t get ac until sometime in the mid 1980s

We played outside all day slept with the windows open with window fans pulling th hot air out at night . They had a big thermometer in the living room and it always stated around 85 in the house during the day in the summer . No ac at teh elementary school I attended as well as on the bus . We somehow survived .
I remember moving houses not long after my 8th birthday. The house was built in the early 50's with just a wood burning stove for heat and lots of east/west windows. We didn't own a window AC unit at the time, I think my parents were saving every dime they could to afford Central Air. Those first few weeks of summer heat... ugh. I'd get tucked into bed, and as soon as my Mom would shut the door, I'd move to sleep on the floor.. At some point, we got a single window unit. It was installed in my parents tiny bedroom.. parents would sleep on the bed, my brother and I slept on the floor with the doggo. That first night being crammed into that one bedroom...it felt like heaven.

I honestly can't imagine asking my kiddos to sleep in such a hot house. 😆 Guess we're all spoiled nowadays...
 
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