What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

As to the Rain?

It should be illegal for anyone else to even think about doing it.
 
Fixing her car, taking her to eat, giving her hundreds.......not touching her.
The fact that you're even phrasing it like this is absolutely sick. This is sex offender shit. What an evil little ghoul you are.
 
The fact that you're even phrasing it like this is absolutely sick. This is sex offender shit. What an evil little ghoul you are.
"Aw, c'mon, man! I'm not touching her, I'm just doing all these things to help her out. So what if I think she's hot and I drool a bit."

Never mind. This is making me nauseated. This is why cast iron skillets aren't just for cooking.
 
"Aw, c'mon, man! I'm not touching here, I'm just doing all these things to help her out. So what if I think she's hot and I drool a bit."

Never mind. This is making me nauseated. This is why cast iron skillets aren't just for cooking.
Omg right?? Just fucking barf.
 
You guys! If there's one thing Pornhub has taught me, it's that it is totally legit to fuck the hell out of my stepmom.

Especially when she gets stuck in the washer/dryer.

I'm so confused to what's right and wrong these days!!! :rolleyes: 🤮
"I'm gonna have to fuck you to get you unstuck from this washing machine, Stepmother!" This happens all the time outside of the pornverse, right?
 
"I'm gonna have to fuck you to get you unstuck from this washing machine, Stepmother!" This happens all the time outside of the pornverse, right?
Well, my stepmom always uses a clothesline to hang up the wet laundry to dry. What am I supposed to do when she gets caught up in it like a bank robber caught by Spiderman?

If I don't fuck her out of it, she might be stuck there for days! It's the humane thing to do.
 
Well, my stepmom always uses a clothesline to hang up the wet laundry to dry. What am I supposed to do when she gets caught up in it like a bank robber caught by Spiderman?

If I don't fuck her out of it, she might be stuck there for days! It's the humane thing to do.
Also my step mom desperately needs me to bring out her lesbian side!
 
I think I need to think less, generally speaking.

I further think if my mother in law really has to be fucked, I’d have to knock the evil witch off her broomstick first and then a stunt double will have to take over, because I’m definitely not going there!
 
Might fuck around and say fuck this Florida heat. Feeling super drowsy but maybe crossfaded from booze,
Codeine and 3 year old nasal spray.
 
You guys! If there's one thing Pornhub has taught me, it's that it is totally legit to fuck the hell out of my stepmom.

Especially when she gets stuck in the washer/dryer.

I'm so confused to what's right and wrong these days!!! :rolleyes: 🤮
Dude I kinda wish now that I had a step mom because they are the sluttiest. Also they have slut friends who like to slut it up when you move some boxes for them. Shits wild.
 
Playing with it is like the Pooh Flingers on the PB. Nothing evvery changes anyone else's mind.
 
How do i put JaF0 on ignore?
This poem is fucked. :sick:
You are apparently a moderator on here and you post this fucking shit!?
We were all mocking another poster who talks about his niece in a creepy way, but "is just helping her, I don't touch her."
 
Dude must'a never heard the world famous Rock Opera and one of the most popular albums of all time.


How is that possible?
 
If Dude has never heard of Uncle Ernie, wait until he finds out what Cousin Kevin has been up to.
 
I became aware this year
If you want to follow me, you've got to play pinball
And put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades
You know where to put the cork
 
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