What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Wriggle]

So jelly is your jam?

No our jam has bits in it and I'm uncircumcised

 

[Wriggle]

Our jelly is your jello and I like the way it wobbles on a plate

 

[jaF0]

Must be jelly 'cuz jam don't shake like that.

 

[LIDiver]

Our jelly is your jello and I like the way it wobbles on a plate

Ok, can we both agree that neither of us knows what the fuck marmalade is?

 

[Wriggle]

I love marmalade

 

[Saltfountain]

Ok, can we both agree that neither of us knows what the fuck marmalade is?

Course he knows what marmalade is...

The fuck?

 

[LIDiver]

In the states, it’s a mystery. Many can attest that the same unopened jars sit on diner tables for decades.

 

[jaF0]

UN opened?

 

[LIDiver]

Yes, it denotes something that’s never been opened as opposed to “closed” which implies something that has been opened before.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Something is more than nothing, and just because what you were looking for wasn't there, doesn't mean it's not as valuable a gift as getting what you were looking for, and maybe you were looking for something that just isn't there...

I think, I'd rather be organic than obstinate...

 

[Lindi37]

I'm so fucked up I find jelly arousing.

That explains a lot

 

[Photog1rl]

Jesus people-there are PM’s for a reason.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I wish celebrities would leave their faces alone. Jizzus.

Everyone looks like Handsome Squidward or real life photoshop now.

 

[jaF0]

There's a silly spoof song by some garage band type group.

Part of the lyrics ....


She did something to her face.
And now she looks like something
that came from outer space.

 

[Mrmphilll2]

What would I do for a Klondike bar? Hmmmm

 

[jaF0]

What would I do for a Klondike bar? Hmmmm

Would you run over the top of a bunch of cars in a traffic jam and break into a semi?

 

[Xerxes82]

Is anyone doing Masturbation May?

I don't know what that is. But if it involves a lot of masturbation during May, around here we just call that May.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Finally. Finally! Finally!!! After 15 years.

Fuck yeah!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

Would you run over the top of a bunch of cars in a traffic jam and break into a semi?

Would anyone really get that aroused by a Klondike Bar?

 

[Photog1rl]

Is anyone doing Masturbation May?

Ummmmm. I think this could, maybe even should, be a thread if it isn’t already.

I don't know what that is. But if it involves a lot of masturbation during May, around here we just call that May.

It may be just May but it doesn’t mean it couldn’t be improved upon…
Maybe daily challenges…or items to use or…I don’t know there has to be ways to do this.
Runs off to google a masturbation May calendar of challenges….

 

[jaF0]

Would anyone really get that aroused by a Klondike Bar?

Are you saying a Klondike isn't as good as the Magnum bar Rachel Bilson did it for?

 

[Saltfountain]

Are you saying a Klondike isn't as good as the Magnum bar Rachel Bilson did it for?

I genuinely only understand about 60% of the words here, and have zero clue of the context

 

[jaF0]

I don't post copyrighted content here, but look up the TV ad for that product with that actress.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ummmmm. I think this could, maybe even should, be a thread if it isn’t already.

It may be just May but it doesn’t mean it couldn’t be improved upon…
Maybe daily challenges…or items to use or…I don’t know there has to be ways to do this.
Runs off to google a masturbation May calendar of challenges….

Y'all make this too complicated.

I just want to enjoy a good wanking. In lieu of having a partner, anyhow. Maybe some audio or visual stimulation. Don't need nothin' fancy.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Photog1rl]

Y'all make this too complicated.

I just want to enjoy a good wanking. In lieu of having a partner, anyhow. Maybe some audio or visual stimulation. Don't need nothin' fancy.

#firstworldproblems

There is no need. You can totally keep it simple. But sometimes mixing it up can be fun.