What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

Mnbreastluvr called. He wants his shtik back

Huh. Don't know him. I'll have to look him up.

 

[Bry1313]

Huh. Don't know him. I'll have to look him up.

Feels like you are googling Steven Wright jokes or maybe Mitch Hedberg.

“Someone showed me a photo and told them it was a picture of them in the past…..every picture of you is a picture in the past”.

 

[SmokingFap]

Feels like you are googling Steven Wright jokes or maybe Mitch Hedberg.

“Someone showed me a photo and told them it was a picture of them in the past…..every picture of you is a picture in the past”.

Nah, all just random thoughts while I was trying to doze off last night. I do absolutely love Steven Wright, though. Haven't seen much of Mitch Hedberg.

 

[Xerxes82]

You misunderstand.

When I say that no woman in her right mind would be into me I am not being down on myself or lacking confidence.

Nope.

Merely making sense of the fact that every woman I've ever dated has proven to be completely fucking crazy.

 

[SmokingFap]

The Devil invented cell phones so that women would never, ever have to stop talking.

God created texting so that just maybe there was a chance.



(cowers in the corner, waiting for the cyber-beatings to begin)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Da'vine Joy Randolph's speech at the SAG awards was inspiring.

 

[ydahecnot]

How did that get a love emoji?

ETA: smartass

 

[barefootgirl69]

Their crazy is showing.

 

[BodieOhl]

Their crazy is showing.

Sorry! I'll try to put the cuckoo back in the clock!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Working on being better every day

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Their crazy is showing.

My husband says my crazy always shows.

 

[gin53man]

I really need to eat some pussy

 

[ShaneoD]

I would have to dress like a hobo, this place used to be a fast food place, now it's a semi classy place

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Me and you in a huge recliner laid back watching old romantic black and white movies.

 

[ericalauren]

I had a nightmare last night and I woke up panicked. Oddly, I cannot remember the nightmare. I often write down my dreams in the morning since I can remember them vividly most of the time.

 

[Chillygirl]

Oof that was a stronger reaction than I expected.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

WTF?

 

[BadAmy]

WTF?

ftw?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Decided to unwatch a couple of threads.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm glad Lit is back up and running. I may have been having withdrawal

 

[AuntieDisco]

Why some folks buy play tickets only to chatter behind you? It’s Lion King you bitches!!! STFU!!!

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

It’s so fun to watch someone not listen when they ask you for advice and completely do the opposite of what you told them and fail miserably..

 

[positiveflirt]

How much cake is too much cake?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why does she want pics of people's faces? Are those guys posting in her thread really that... ummm...what's a nice word for stupid?

 

[Cat]

Why does she want pics of people's faces? Are those guys posting in her thread really that... ummm...what's a nice word for stupid?

Eager.. naïve.. foolish... Blind.. not thinking clearly..

But the better question is: why would you have to use a nice word for stupid?.. it is a rather brilliant word in itself.