What are you thankful for this holiday season?

[phrodeau]

The impending end of the great Climate Swindle & Gravy Train—

the biggest scam in the history of the universe.​

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Energy Department
2017 climate-related budget: $8.5 billion

…

Interior Department
2017 climate-related budget: $1.1 billion

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State Department
2017 climate-related budget: $984 million

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NASA
2017 climate-related budget: $1.9 billion

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Environmental Protection Agency
2017 climate-related budget: $1.1 billion

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National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
2017 climate-related research and development: $190 million

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Wind Production Tax Credit, another $12 or so billion annually.

– that’s $25.5 billion of useless waste which can be cut immediately from the Federal Budget. $25.5 billion is an awful lot of road resurfacing and bridge repairs, or a very welcome new year bonus for hard pressed taxpaying Americans.





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That is totally false. Everybody knows that religion is the biggest scam in the history of the universe.

 

[Wok]

i am thankful for fourier transforms.

Masochist.

 

[Lancecastor]

Luk n sean both got tepid expressions of thanks from their blurtgrrls.

Both are fishing for a black friday bauble, boys.

 

[Pakalea345]

That butt, though.

I know, it looks fucked up. Where there should be lumps, it looks flat and concave is strange places. I blame it on her inbreeding.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For me, the list could go on forever, so I'll keep it short:

Family.

The Internet.

Porn.

President-elect Donald Trump.

Women with pretty feet.

Onion bagels.

AC/DC.

Lord Pmann.

Big natural titties.

Laurel.

Big fake titties.

Ongoing internet feuds.

The Lakers.

Jesus.

Wings. (The poster, not the TV show. I hated that.)

Penis pumps.

Painkillers.

Mashed potatoes and gravy.

NFL Sundays.

Sleep.

Hugh Hefner.

My virginity.

Hot lesbians.

Muslims.

Chocolate mousse pie.

Mark Zuckerberg.

Jerry Mathers.

Liberal protesters.

Refrigerator magnets.

Junk food.

Healthy eating.

Lists.

Awwwww. I got a mention before big natural titties!

I got to spend today with my grandmother on her 100th Thanksgiving.

 

[yossi]

I'm very thankful for my parents. I'm happy for the holidays I get to spend with them, even when they drive me crazy.

 

[Adre]

Decent health. (It's the very best thing one can have.)

 

[Wrong Element]

Family.

Health.

Not being a pathetic, petty jackass.

Excellent new beers being released on nearly a daily basis.



Pretty much it.

 

[Wings]

I'm thankful for gimpy. He sure makes this place interesting.


I'm just not sure why he named his pet bunny Virginity.

 

[Lyricalli]

I love, and I am so very loved in return. That is what I am most thankful for.