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saw a mother-fucking huge old wreck of a Cadillac, today. So old! So well cared for! So well preserved!

Ultra shining, slick, black coat of paint. Pretty red, white, black ornaments. Fins, with lights.


:heart:

No Black Flag sticker, though.

Not even a Dead Head sticker.


Out on the road today I saw a Black Flag
Sticker on a Cadillac.
A little voice inside my head said:
"Don't look back, you can never look back."

I thought I knew what love was.
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever.
I should just let them go, but

But I can see you,
Your brown skin shining in the sun.
You got that top pulled down,
And that radio on, baby.

And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,
After the boys of summer have gone.

-The Ataris
 
I see a bad moon a-rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today
 
So strange, to hear parts of Fuck the Pain Away/ Teaches of Peaches, used in a TV commercial.


Do they really want innocent mimics picking up the "huh" "whut" expressions ?

yikes

what next ? A commercial with "duh" and "uh"


:confused:
 
The last, fading resonance of a taropatch 'ukulele after I fingerpicked Donovan's VOYAGE INTO THE GOLDEN SCREEN.
 
Weird Al’ Yankovic

:)

Squeeze Box also serves as a tombstone. Dr. Demento is no longer nationally syndicated, living instead on the web, and there hasn’t been a “funny music” artist within shouting distance of Al ever since

http://www.vulture.com/2017/12/the-unexpected-longevity-of-weird-al-yankovic.html



Dec 9, 2017

CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13

http://www.drdemento.com
 
[Intro: Luke Skywalker]
Hey, how did my father die?

[Verse 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker]
Forty-nine times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a women's face too
Aw, that's rad!

And it was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact, there was this huge mess, and I had to the change the floors
The floors?

[Pre-Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
Yo
Never knew my dad, he didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see
Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sipping blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

[Pre-Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker]
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Bridge: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker & R2-D2]
Hold me when I open like a flower
Hold me right
Yeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
A long time

I think my cooking's awesome
I've got her picture in my photo wagon
Ha ha, keep it poppin'
Yeah, She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
That's what I said, hmm

[Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker]
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no

(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find any more
Crispy bodies by the door

[Verse 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker]
Forty-nine times
Yeah, it was forty-nine times, and now it might be waiting for you
Could be hiding behind that scrap pile
That's just a big cow

[Pre-Chorus 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Yeah, every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day, I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Outro: Luke Skywalker]
(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no

(Waiting for us)
I used to ride across the desert, you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
 
[Intro: Yoda]
Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strolling
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun!
I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"

[Chorus: Yoda]
{noise}

[Verse 1: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie
Yeah
Great
Show you some dance moves
No I don't want you to
If I had your giant feet
Out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds
You're a psycho weiner!
Let me grab my beater

[Chorus: Yoda, Luke Skywalker & R2D2]
{noise}
Stop it please!
{noise}
Dont hit me
Please
Dont hit me
Hey come on man! Quit that banging

[Verse 2: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
Hey, what's that stank?
You put a fish in our basket!
Oh yeah!
I forgot I did that
You owe me an apology
Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds will bite your face
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now breathe
That's good
Like that
Like that
One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over and underneath
Was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming "Come help me please!"
The seagulls
Poke your knees

[Chorus: Yoda]
{noise}
Stop it now!
{noise}


basically, i'm dying to see the last jedi.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj9rpL01BZE&list=PLYvZ3Ti0a5EIGieokTP-epIiGD-gnok8E&index=1

On stage announcement from DJ at Deeply Vale / Saucer Surfing

the best night i ever spent in a field in the pennines in the rain :D:D:D

I even met the drugs squad during the Glorious Om riff

(my missus still hatew Miquet Giruady)

oh happy times:cool:
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*grinning, because I am watching a black and white vintage episode of "Lost in Space," while listening. Its gorgeous. The alien visitor is toying with of their minds.
 
"His Majesty Smith" , was the first film-Saucer Surfing dropped in, at the last section of the show. They were making a time capsule of some of their possessions. Will Robinson was consulting with the Robot. T was a pre-view of the monster of the week, for the next episode.It looked like a were wolf. After the commercial, it repeated, during Searching for a Spark's beginning- the show opening lead began, with the cartoon space ship, ect. Then the next episode began, during "The Star Croppers" Commercial break-

Octave Doctors started, as the tallman leads Will Robinson into their camp. introductions are made to mother and daughter.


Will Robinson brings the space hillbillies to the Robinson's camp. Salmon Song starts as soon as a conflict begins between the young ladies of the two camps, over Major Don. Dr. Smith is attempting to falsely romance the mother.

The daughter returns, to try to pull MaJor Don, during the stage announcements. She walks away as the song begins. The daughter goes off to chat with Will Robinson. There is a family consultation. Will walks toward the visitors camp. The plants the hillbillies grow, wave about aggressively.

bahhh another commercial!

Will learns the secret of the were wolf, and the secret of the plants, but the daughter saves him.

The large plants have taken over the Robinson camp. The family is busy pulling up the plants, and the hillbillie's ship launches, without Dr. Smith.

He had a conversation with the mother, and he did not look assured. He ran off to the Robinson's camp.

the chatter before the song was short. The men of the camp.are piling in the space truck, and driving away. Space monsters, and a interplantetary guard hunt a prisoner.

I suppose that the weekend will have marathon.

they are playing the end piece.

(to the The Jester.)


whew!

Some Deeply Vale Festival On Stage Announcements / Babylon's Burning - The Ruts

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0636244/
 
Sympathy for the Devil

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain


I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)


-Rolling Stones
 
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