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i'm still listening to fucking bis. i might as well download some powerpuff girls and smoke some dirtweed.
 
Now whoever said a good man is hard to find
Positively absolutely sure was blind
Cause I just found the best man that ever was
And here’s just a few of the things that he does.

He shakes my ashes,
Greases my griddle,
Churns my butter,
And he strokes my fiddle,
My man, is such a handy man.

Now he threads my needle,
And he creams my wheat,
Heats my heater,
And he chops my meat (he’s a mess),
My man, is such a handy man.

Now I don’t care if you believe it or not,
He’s a mighty nice man to have around,
Cause when my furnace gets too hot,
He’s right there to turn my damper down,
For everything, that man of mine’s got a scheme
And honey it’s amazing the way he handles my machine
My man, is such a handyman (oh that man is a mess).

He flaps my flapjacks,
Cleans off the table,
Feeds the horses in my stable,
My man, is such a handyman.

And do you know, sometimes he’s up way before dawn,
Busy cleaning the rough edges off my lawn,
My man, is such a handyman.

Now, he never has a single word to say,
While he’s working hard (poor soul),
And I’d give anything if you could see the way,
he handles my front yard.

Now my ice never gets a chance to melt away,
Cause he sees that I get a nice fresh piece everyday,
My man, is such a handyman.
 
When the Levee Breaks popped into my head reading somethings here this morning. I'll stick with Memphis Minnie for a while.
 
vocal recording clip of beluga whale mimicking human voices



http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/belu...azingly-human-chatter-listen/?utm_source=fark

The beluga whale that was tamed in the 1970s by the U.S. Navy to find and retrieve sunken torpedoes and mines has become, it seems, an enthusiastic member of a team of humans–and now, wants to communicate like his pals.

Apart from his goofy and curious nature, nothing was especially unusual about Noc’s life with the Navy Marine Mammal Program (NMMP) – until he started chatting up the divers over the intercom.

While two divers were fixing up the whale enclosures underwater, they thought they heard the radio buzz with an order to get out of the water. When they resurfaced, their supervisor insisted he had issued no such request.

The order had come from Noc, the beluga whale.

https://m.fark.com/comments/7395510...hink-Its-saying-aliens-will-be-here-soon-Soon
 
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