What are you getting your sweetie for Valentine's Day?

[EllieTalbot]

Chocolates and flowers? Teddy bears? A night on the town at a favorite restaurant? A CD or DVD they've been wanting? Yourself wrapped in one big, red ribbon? Going to pop the question with a shiny ring?

Or are you like I've been for the last several years- without a honey to spoil on the big day, passing by the sections in the stores festooned with red balloons and heart-shaped boxes of candy? Averting your eyes from a whole day of the year, hoping it'll pass quickly?

Hang in there! Being alone for a few Valentine's Days makes it all the sweeter when you're not, so look forward to it!

This year I have a bonafide Valentine to shower with affection. I'm so lucky I can hardly stand myself. I'm having a lot of fun thinking about what to get for him.

Two big restrictions however: 1) Money (what else?). I don't have much. 2) Location. Can't be with him physically. He's off in the UK. I have lots of ideas on how to surprise and pamper him from afar, but I feel like the perfect thing is eluding me.

So I'd love to hear about what interesting and original things you've all done or will be doing. A little extra inspiration could be just the ticket!


Twitterpated in Tremonton,
Ellie

 

[Starblayde]

*sighs*

step one.... get a sweeite

 

[Guest]

 

[marksgirl]

A card and me naked wraped in a large red ribbon.

 

[Eumenides]

I'm getting her a new vibrator. She's been so good to me, attending to my every sexual need, knowing all the right spots...

*sigh*

I'm that transparent, aren't I?

 

[Guest]

3 CDs of his favourite musicians and a trumpet mute.

I'm expecting a V-day boff.

 

[Zmey]

If I had one I would get her 15 ruby red roses and whole lot of kissin, lickin, suckin and fuckin

 

[Ezzie]

I'm getting mine a box of cold dead snakes and a stamp for his forehead that reads "LOSER"

Naw, I'm not angry.

 

[christophe]

A trip to the Bahamas...we leave sunday!

 

[m4m4 l0n9]

nothing.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Starblayde,
Aw! You'd better get lookin'! Only a little over a week left... or you could just get together with a similarly single friend and make a date for just the holiday to cheer each other up

Emerald,
Very cool. My parents always gave us boxes of chocolates when I was a kid. I wonder why they don't do that anymore? Hm!

marksgirl,
Also cool. May I suggest edible ribbon?

Eumenides,
I've never used a vibe, but am given to understand they can be really fun...

guilty pleasure,
Personalized stuff is always the best. Very nice! Just out of curiosity, what's a trumpet mute? An attachment for a trumpet?

Zmey,
Why 15?

Ezzie,
I have no clue what he did to deserve dead snakes, but maybe he'll make up for it...

Christophe,
All I can say is, wow! You must be floating on clouds! Have a wonderful time.

m4m4 10n9,
Nothing? You mean, you have no one to give a present to or someone you don't want to give a present to?


Bump for the night crew

 

[Cleopatra]

Grrrrrrr....

I was just about to surprise him with the DVD of the first season of "The Shield" for V-day and he BOUGHT IT HIMSELF!! Damn, now what to do?

I guess V-day sex. Not that bad, I guess, but I think he'd have been more surprised and happy with the DVD.

 

[Shingen]

Well, I guess I could get my make believe sweetie a dozen exotic flowers and a full body massage...

 

[Guest]

I don't have a Valentine...I have a playmate. What am I giving him for Valentine's Day? Anything his little horny heart desires!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I was thinkin' a heart made outta pocket lint and a nickle with a hole in it would be extra good.

 

[Angel]

bonsai tree.

 

[Shingen]

bonsai tree.

Good choice!

 

[SpiceCake]

I will make my kids heart-shaped pancakes as traditon dictates and then we have pizza for dinner. (Shut up about the carbs already!)

I take some Valentine treats into work to share and that's about it.