What are you doing in my bathroom?

[JVarney]

While you are here, do you do have any America beer? This German stuff tastes lousy.

 

[CandiCame]

This is only semi related but am I the only one who NEVER runs that much water? I only run a couple inches and soak my back in it.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

While you are here, do you do have any America beer? This German stuff tastes lousy.

After this, you can wax my lip and remove my heel callus!

 

[Liar]

This is only semi related but am I the only one who NEVER runs that much water? I only run a couple inches and soak my back in it.

That's not a bath, that's a puddle.

 

[JVarney]

News reporter asks Dot, "Do you know the name of the person sitting in the bathtub drinking a beer?"

Dot replies, "Yeah I do. It's Mo Collins from MadTv. We used to work together, but she got fired for coming to work drunk. I prefer Xanax myself. I just had my nipples pierced. Do you want to see them?"

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

New reporter asks Dot, "Do you know the name of the person sitting in the bathtub drinking a beer?"

Dot replies, "Yeah I do. It's Mo Collins from MadTv. We used to work together, but she got fired for coming to work drunk. I prefer Xanax myself. I just had my nipples pierced. Do you want to see them?"

Look at my gloves, they are so tiny!

 

[JVarney]

Look at my gloves, they are so tiny!

These gloves fit perfectly, but I'm not going to tell the jury that.

 

[phrodeau]

While you are here, do you do have any America beer? This German stuff tastes lousy.

What would Oscar Pistorius do?

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

Look at my gloves, they are so tiny!

This made me go on YouTube and watch Dot skits. Then I watched Stuart sketches. Jesus that show was brilliantly funny. I miss it! Dot was genius!

 

[JVarney]

My name is Bobby Lee. I used to be the Asian guy on MadTv.