What are you allowed and not allowed to write about?

[rescatooor]

I read Bored of the Rings, way back when, shortly after completing Lord of the Rings. It was a hoot. Plainly parody, so it would be fair use. Dildo Bugger. Legolam. Gimlet. Goddam.

The excerpt was one of the best parts. You're right -- it wasn't in the book, even though it was the sexiest passage (plainly meant to be, to titillate teen boys like me at the time looking at it in the book store).

I remember seeing in school a weird parody/nature documentary on the Baltic Sea named "Lord of the Thing". I am still not quite sure that that wasn't a fever dream.

EDIT: It does, in fact, exist. Here is the glorious link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTD9B09mgWQ

 

[SimonDoom]

Oh god. Why hath this popped into my fevered brain… thinking about copyrights and trademarks has turned large sections to mush…

“Galadriel’s Glory Hole.”

Can't say I blame her. It must get boring being an Elf -- living forever, seeing the same things every day, telling stories about the old times. And her husband seemed like kind of a stiff.

How about

Galadriel and the Seven Dwarves? Many possibilities.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Oh god. Why hath this popped into my fevered brain… thinking about copyrights and trademarks has turned large sections to mush…

“Galadriel’s Glory Hole.”

Treebeard Gets Knotted.

 

[yowser]

Sméagol's Smegma?

 

[Brutal_One]

Say what?

That’s incredibly bizarre in the extreme. It is almost as if it wasn’t non con enough for the category.

Apologies that was supposed to be relating to a quote from JazzRhapsody post#23 in this thread. Something I don’t think you could make up