midwestyankee
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Spazzy cat + Christmas tree
And, once again, we find evidence for the superiority of the vaunted Pet Rock.
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Spazzy cat + Christmas tree
And, once again, we find evidence for the superiority of the vaunted Pet Rock.
Oh, no.... Those things are evil. EVIIIIIL!
The things they do in the night...
You mean, like rustle around your bed and wake you up? Nope
Like invade all empty boxes and nest in them like junk birds? Nope
Eat your candy? Nope
Shed their disgusting fur on your couch, your carpet, and in your hair while you sleep? Nope
Conquer part of your bed, lying in wait to wake you just before it's time for your alarrm? Nope
No idea what you're talking about.
The way they lie in wait...
And they hold things down!! Like important papers that I want to come to me...
And when you roll them over they have creepy messages waiting for you...
I just gave to ruin away screaming!!!
Well, damn. How stupid of me to think that after we ran away together our lives would be perfect. Now I see that all my dreams have been clawed into shreds. History knows no successful examples of pet-incompatible couples. All is lost! All is lost. I has a sad.
R. O. F. L.
So no hope of little kitty/pet rock offspring? Now I has a sad.
Dying old and sick in bed with my boots off and pants on
So you prefer booted and de-panted?
Yeah, cnc, though the boots are mostly metaphorical, and i wear sneakers.
But pants off definetly!
I was just going to suggest painting kitty ears and whiskers on the side without the creepy saying.. I could live with that! All fixed! Put your sad back in the box, Santa
To mark All Hallow's Eve Eve, I submit the following questions:
What frightens you?
1. In an amygdala-gripping, jump-out-of-the-creepy-bushes, tiny-furry-mammal-cortisol-survival-response kind of way?
2. In a personal, existential, gnawing, maybe-you-don't-tell-people sort of way?