What are they trying to say?

[Countess DeWinter]

Okay, I was lounging in the tub, reading Maxim and Nair-ing unwanted body hair, when the strangest thought occured to me.
My mother bought me a riding crop.
My niece (age 7) bought me glitter body gel.
My newphew (age 8), when he comes over to play with my younger son, comes in long enough to stand under the mistletoe which I haven't taken down yet. ("Aunt Tami!! Look where I'm standing!")
My children (ages 7-12)bought me "Primal Desire" bath and shower gel).

Do I need to start acting like a PTA mom and give up this sex goddess stuff? Or should I start that phone sex business I've been considering?
Opinions? Is anyone else this transparent?

 

[Ambrosious]

Countess...

Yeah, start the phone sex thingie...

What's your number again?

 

[R Nitelight]

Countess DeWinter

Are we related?
Can we pretend to be?

 

[Havocman]

Do I need to start acting like a PTA mom and give up this sex goddess stuff?

NEVER!!!

The world can never have too many sex goddesses, and you Countess are definitely one of them.

As far as the phone business goes, just be sure to post the number here at Lit, and watch the money roll in.

Havoc

 

[Juliangel]

Do I need to start acting like a PTA mom and give up this sex goddess stuff? Or should I start that phone sex business I've been considering?
Opinions? Is anyone else this transparent?

You are acting like a PTA mom, at least this one anyway. LOL I have been Ways and Means Chairman(don't even think it I did not raise money that way), in charge of the Secret Santa shop and even the PTA secretary.

Start the business, you will make pretty good money doing it and you can stay home and bake cookies for the bake sales at the same time

 

[TonyG]

Let's see you said ...lounging in tub, Maxim, riding crop, Primal Desire....
What a hot mental picture. You are my kind of woman.


What was the question?

 

[Friendly Dragon]

*visions of crippling international phone bills running through his head as he reaches for the phone*

Well, maybe just once couldn't hurt...

 

[Amadeus]

Nah, I wouldn't worry. I got the Glitter Body Gel too.

 

[Naked Hunny]

i got glitter body gel i should wear it tonite on my date!

 

[Amadeus]

yes, please. (smile)

 

[goddess_euphoria]

~doubts anyone here would EVER tell you to stop being a sex goddess~ Me thinks one of the goals of this site is to turn PTA moms into sex goddesses...