what are the milestones in the board?

[Kaos_Star]

i know the ava comes in at 100

and from 0-29 is virgin
30-??? is expirenced. what are the other ones???

 

[Weird Harold]

The only other milestone of any import is 1,000 -- When you can pick a custom title.

at 500 you bcome a "Literotica Guru" and that is an important milestone for some -- it doesn't add any capabilites or functions though.

 

[VanB]

i know the ava comes in at 100

and from 0-29 is virgin
30-??? is expirenced. what are the other ones???

You become really experienced at 100
really, really experienced at 300
Lit Guru at 500
Whatever you like at 1000

 

[Mensa]

Laurel's Law

Harold, you forgot the most important one!

All the women must post naked pics of themselves when they reach 200 posts. It's a hard and fast rule around here, so best not to ignore it.

 

[Silverlily]

And let's not forget between 3255 and 3265, you become a royal pain in the keister.

 

[Mensa]

Let me think

And let's not forget between 3255 and 3265, you become a royal pain in the keister.

I don't seem to remember you following that 200 post rule. You don't want to get banned from the Board, do you?

You should repost them just to be safe.

 

[Kaos_Star]

thanks

thanks for the info and i never heard about the 200 posts rule.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Let me think

You should repost them just to be safe.

Uh-uh, it's not my responsibility to make sure you are paying attention. You snooze, you lose.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Let me think

Uh-uh, it's not my responsibility to make sure you are paying attention. You snooze, you lose.

Fine! Be that way!

 

[MunchinMark]

Then there's the ones that could happen at any time:

First Troll.

First thread

First hijacked thread

First two page flirting conversation.

First list

First post complaining that you never make lists

First thread posted by someone else about you

First thread that you remember from last time it was discussed

OK most of these take a little while.

 

[Silverlily]

First hijacked thread

Mensa and I are helping with that one.




Darling man, my pictures have been here before. If you missed them, you have only yourself to blame (or when all else fails, trying begging ).

 

[Mensa]

I have my dignity

Mensa and I are helping with that one.




Darling man, my pictures have been here before. If you missed them, you have only yourself to blame (or when all else fails, trying begging ).

You just want to see me debase myself.

Well, I not going to......I will not......I won't.......I'm.....I'm.....

<looks at av again>

Oh, what the hell!!!!

Please, please, please, please,please!!!!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

10,000 - Loser
15,000 - Mega-Loser
25,000 - Should just slit throat and call it a day

I'm on my way! Wish me luck.

 

[estevie]

Then there's the ones that could happen at any time:

First Troll.

First thread

First hijacked thread

First two page flirting conversation.

First list

First post complaining that you never make lists

First thread posted by someone else about you

First thread that you remember from last time it was discussed

OK most of these take a little while.

*chuckles*

 

[Tyrael]

Let's not forget the most important milestone!

The day I started posting hentai.

 

[ToddHwrd]

Re: Re: what are the milestones in the board?

Whatever you like at 1000

You become whatever you like at 1000? WOW I can hardly wait

ToddH

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. I became Jewish for a while. But it really fucked up my Saturdays.

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: Re: what are the milestones in the board?

You become whatever you like at 1000? WOW I can hardly wait

ToddH

Fuckin' hilarious old chum

Yes, I could have phrased it better

 

[cymbidia]

a few more

Don't you hate that "Really, Really Experienced" title?
Maybe it was only me who thought it was really, really ungainly?


First PM...
... at all.
... from a friend.
... from a stranger.

First email from someone from here.

First sexual proposition in a thread...
... from a friend.
... from a stranger.
... from someone of the same gender.

First phone call with someone from here.

First face-to-face meeting with someone from here.

First big, nasty, knock-down-drag-out-take-no-prisoners, right-out-in-public-by-the-gods fight with someone from here. (Ahem. I'd try to avoid this one.)

First time you put off going to get milk cuz you just want a little little little more time to read the threads.

First time you plan a vacation specifically to pass through a place in which you know a Lit friend lives... so you can visit.

First time you *know* you're no longer a newbie.

 

[ToddHwrd]

Re: a few more

Don't you hate that "Really, Really Experienced" title?
Maybe it was only me who thought it was really, really ungainly?


First PM...
... at all.
... from a friend.
... from a stranger.

First email from someone from here.

First sexual proposition in a thread...
... from a friend.
... from a stranger.
... from someone of the same gender.

First phone call with someone from here.

First face-to-face meeting with someone from here.

First big, nasty, knock-down-drag-out-take-no-prisoners, right-out-in-public-by-the-gods fight with someone from here. (Ahem. I'd try to avoid this one.)

First time you put off going to get milk cuz you just want a little little little more time to read the threads.

First time you plan a vacation specifically to pass through a place in which you know a Lit friend lives... so you can visit.

First time you *know* you're no longer a newbie.

Cym I've had most of these happen to me except for the knock down drag out........fight, and the face to face with someone, I haven't had any good sexual propositions lately though

ToddH

 

[LukkyKnight]

the first first, though is

Your first typo.

First signigicant (freudian?) typo.

Then there's the the first typo you absolutely have to correct when it shows that you edited...



edited by LukkyKnight at 1:22 p.m.


edited by LukkyKnight at 1:53 p.m.


edited by LukkyKnight at 2:01 p.m.


edited by LukkyKnight at 3:17 p.m.


edited by LukkyKnight at 4:22 p.m.


edited by LukkyKnight at 3:49 p.m.

 

[Cheyenne]

10,000 - Loser
15,000 - Mega-Loser
25,000 - Should just slit throat and call it a day

I'm on my way! Wish me luck.

Hey!

 

[cymbidia]

*10,000 - Loser
*15,000 - Mega-Loser
*25,000 - Should just slit throat and call it a day

*Except Chey

 

[Cheyenne]

*Except Chey

Thanks, Cym. But you can't speak for DCL.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I thought there was money and sex involved with some level - 1,000,000,000?