What are the different 'levels'?

[Pokerman]

As a poster?

0-29 is Virgin
30-? is Experienced... what cums next?

(SO happy to finally lose my virginity today!!! LOL)

 

[Willing and Unsure]

100 (i think) really experienced
300 (maybe) really really experienced
500 lit guru
1000 pick your own

 

[Savage Kitten]

*sighs*

I miss being a Guru... really I do.. I felt like I KNEW something.. like I belonged to the title...

*sighs heavily*

hitting 1000 just proved that I'm full of nuthin but hot air

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

5000 Doctor appointment
7500 Medication prescribed
10,000 You start getting fan mail from serial killers
15,000 They find you dead in the middle of an argument with Siren

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i know how ya feel... its like you just dont have anything to look forward to anymore... except a higher number next to your name

 

[R Nitelight]

DCL

The colors.
The pretty colors!!!!

 

[doctor_insanus]

*sighs*

I miss being a Guru... really I do.. I felt like I KNEW something.. like I belonged to the title...

*sighs heavily*

hitting 1000 just proved that I'm full of nuthin but hot air

The good old days... when I was drunk with my newfound power!
I even tested them on Never...

Little did I know!

 

[Pokerman]

Thanks everyone!

1000 pick your own

I miss being a Guru... really I do.. I felt like I KNEW something.. like I belonged

So couldn't you choose to call yourself a guru then?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

yeah... you can... at least until someone comes up with a title for you

 

[Savage Kitten]

Shoot yeah! (I could even call myself a Bitch if I wanted, but alas, it's already been done!)

anyway, If I did put Literotica Guru back in my title everyone could just look at my posts # and see that I was lying

 

[Pokerman]

awwwwwww but would anyone call you a liar to your face? (hmmm thinking about that sentence yeah i think there are a few people here that would..)

how bout Really Experienced Lit Guru?