What animal would you be?

[xlc67]

If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose to be?

 

[curiosity]

animal

A lion...very, shall I say, horny animal!

 

[Silverlily]

A cougar

 

[Natalie Nessus]

If I could not be a human animal, I would be Jaguar

 

[Starfish]

A Gaint Galapagos Tortoise.
Long life, and lots of flower eating. Good stuff.

 

[Kasha]

I would love to be a dolphin... social, happy, family oriented, funny and hey I think it would be pretty cool to have a prehensile penis....

I wouldn't mind coming back as a some sort of large cat, like a lion, tiger... female of that species... They are predators, strong, beautiful and deadly... That would be pretty cool too..

 

[rahfirst]

A bull

Two bulls were standing on a hill, looking at the cows in the valley below.

The young bull said to the old bull, "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows."

The old bull replied, "let's WALK down there and fuck all of them."









Definately a bull

(With my luck, the vaqueros would probably make me a steer.)

 

[sch00lteacher]

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[DirtyGrl]

Id like to be a house cat, a well loved house cat. Or a polar bear that drinks coke a cola....

 

[poohlive]

Kangaroo.
There's no contest. A kangaroo.

Get this, a male kangaroo gets to have sex with every single female in his territory. No if's and's or buts. He just gets to have sex with them.
Of course, he has to constantly fight other male kanga's to keep his place among the group, so his life is obviously shortened.
I'd sacrifice it though... hell, not something I'd take too much consideration into.

If I didn't get my first pick though, I'd either choose a gorilla or a dolphin. Apart from humans, those are the only animals on earth that have sex for the pleasure of it.

 

[Glyndwr]

Hi xlc

Tough choice. Perhaps could I be an amalgamation of the best bits of various species.

For sex - Benobo Chimp (insatiable males & females)
For power - Siberian Tiger
For artistic quality - Red Deer Stag (Monarch of the Glen)

Then again the end result would look very strange. Guess I'm just happy as I am.

 

[GuyJD]

I would be the animal of my Chinese horoscope.
A tiger.

 

[scylis]

a ferret!

 

[Elizabeth Kay]

a kitten

*meow*

 

[LakotaMoon]

there are two in my head...

Timber-wolf or cougar

 

[teresafannin]

Definitely a cat of some sort. A pampered house cat would be nice, it would be fun to be on the receiving end of the attention. Can you tell I have a very pampered cat running my household?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

A cougar

Grrr baby!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

dolphin... just cuz they have sex for pleasure

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I would want to be a bouncy Tigger - although I am probably more like a Pooh bear.

 

[hotti]

definately a tiger!

if i couldn't be a tiger, then un papillon d'amour.... short life, but i'd get to bother the fuck out of people! *G*

 

[Renegade]

A butterfly. And you wanna know why? Becuase nobody ever suspects the Butterfly:

Principle Skinner: But I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you! The Butterfly!!!

Butterfly-Ren: Muwahahaha!!!!!