What an interesting way to end up!

[Chantilyvamp]

My husband tells me about this story .

I happen to think thats a great way to end up, useful to the very last tip.

My husband makes it even funnier by coming up with the following things to say:

Every time you're using the pencil you will be carrassing my shaft!

Go on nibble my tip you know you wanna!

Oh now look what you made me do, I made a mess all over the page!


And yes I am LMAO, then again it could be the pain killers but I found it extremely funny. And I swear right now hes going to be made into pencils when he passes, especially after the first comment

Anyone else have any?

 

[glynndah]

I remember reading somewhere that a company was creating diamonds from "cremains". They promoted by saying it was a "lasting way to keep your loved ones close to you" or some other equally creepy phrase. I like the pencils idea better.

An old guy I used to know made jokes about still having lead in his pencil.

"Johhny, take that pencil out of your mouth. You don't know who it's been."

 

[buxxxom]

Penciling someone in on your appointment calendar has just taken on a new meaning!

 

[jomar]

Would you feel guilty for sharpening it?


(Soylent green can't be too far behind.)

 

[TE999]

Back in High School we used to call guys (and male teachers) we didn't like 'pencildick's'.

Now dick's can be made into pencils.

Tis' a wonderful age we live in.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Would you feel guilty for sharpening it?


(Soylent green can't be too far behind.)

*giggles* depends on whos in the pencil as the whether I feel guilty or not

Oh no you said those 2 evil words (soylent green) now the hubby wants to watch that movie yet again *pouts*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Ticonderogas are people! They're PEOPLE!"

 

[glynndah]

Those yellow pencils are Eberhards. I guess those'll be the lucky males.

 

[Stella_Omega]

LAst night a friend of mine called me; "Stella! Did YOU hear what Keith Richards was saying? The announcer had the strangest look on his face..."

Apr 04, 2007 10:18 AM
Associated Press

LONDON – Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday.

"It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true. File under April Fool's joke," said Bernard Doherty of LD Communications, which represents the Rolling Stones.

Doherty declined to say any more about why Richards made the statement in an interview with NME, a pop music magazine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," the 63-year-old guitarist was quoted as saying.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive.''

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

I think Keefers was more or less on the straight and narrow in 02, so maybe it was a joke....

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

LAst night a friend of mine called me; "Stella! Did YOU hear what Keith Richards was saying? The announcer had the strangest look on his face..."


I think Keefers was more or less on the straight and narrow in 02, so maybe it was a joke....

This is why my remains are going into a model rocket and my sons will launch them.

And if they don't I will haunt those little hellions.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is why my remains are going into a model rocket and my sons will launch them.

And if they don't I will haunt those little hellions.

I thought it was kind of nice, actually.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I thought it was kind of nice, actually.

Maybe, but with my luck, my son would try to snort me, sneeze, and shoot me all covered in snot into a tissue.

Then just shrug and go "oops sorry dad." and toss me in the trash bin.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Maybe, but with my luck, my son would try to snort me, sneeze, and shoot me all covered in snot into a tissue.

Then just shrug and go "oops sorry dad." and toss me in the trash bin.

you could specify that you wish to be mixed in with weasel kibble

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

you could specify that you wish to be mixed in with weasel kibble

ROFLMAO!

Ok, I now want to die with Stella, and we both are eaten by weasels, and just our skeletons are left, my hand reaching to her, and her pointing her ass at me.

I so want to confuse the fuck out of archaeologists 500 years form now.

 

[Stella_Omega]

ROFLMAO!

Ok, I now want to die with Stella, and we both are eaten by weasels, and just our skeletons are left, my hand reaching to her, and her pointing her ass at me.

I so want to confuse the fuck out of archaeologists 500 years form now.

I'm afraid they'd know exactly what was going on...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm afraid they'd know exactly what was going on...

Old Scholarly Guy: "He seems to be trying to reach out to her, as she is moving away, perhaps they were caught in the middle of an argument."

Young Grad Assistant: "Dude, he's groping her ass!"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Old Scholarly Guy: "He seems to be trying to reach out to her, as she is moving away, perhaps they were caught in the middle of an argument."

Young Grad Assistant: "Dude, he's groping her ass!"

Which just goes to show you that there will always be a generation gap...

Damn those weasels, they interrupt everything!

 

[Grushenka]

If true, I found Richards' snorting tale touching. I also like Nadine Jarvis' idea, her work is "An ongoing research project looking to challenge our archaic post mortem traditions and to offer proposals for alternate treatment for our deceased." Being a writer I'd go the way of the pencil, but I like her bird feeder too.