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plasticman33

Tight Jeans
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This useful tool is most often about 6 inches long. It is enjoyed by members of both sexes and usually found hanging loosely, but ready for instant action.

It boasts s clump of hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often accompanied by squirming body movements.

Anyone listening will most surely recognize the rythmic, pulsing sound. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long, glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its free hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action.

Ideally, it should reach a bristling climax twice to three times a day, but, alas this typically happens much less often.


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