What about you do you think would surprise some people here?

My life is not like the stories I write,nor do I think I would want it to be.
 
My ears aren't really pointy.


Okay, they are but, I didn't want to admit to it.
 
My right ear is slightly malformed.

My nose is crooked.

I have a fat ass.
 
I produce a weekly Kid's Page......

Have tons of knock knock jokes in my head if you need some to liven up a party.
 
April said:
My right ear is slightly malformed.

My nose is crooked.

I have a fat ass.

No..."surprise" people, April.


I am warm and sensitive.
 
I'm an excellent marksman...or markswoman, as the case may be. But I'm not a sniper. ;)
 
I'm nicer "on the outside", than I am here.

No real surprises, I am who I am. Here, there and everywhere, sorry.
 
I'm actually a lot meaner on the "outside" than I am here.
 
According to the Australian Government my grandmother, a little old Liverpudlian with an Irish maiden name and skin as pale as anything, is technically an Aborigine.
 
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