What a perv!!!

[lilminx]

I posted a thread about how bored I was, and so Todd PMed me and asked me if he could call me. I decided that he seemed harmless enough, but then when he called, as soon as I said "hello", he started saying the raunchiest things to me! Mr. Christian Fundamentalist himself was talking using various kitchen items on me, as well as small furry animals. EWWWW!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

How rude!

 

[P. B. Walker]

LOL...

and uhm.. how long did it take for you to join in with him lilminx? jus teasin.

- PBW

 

[MissTaken]

No Way!

Who woulda thunk it?

 

[Mensa]

I posted a thread about how bored I was, and so Todd PMed me and asked me if he could call me. I decided that he seemed harmless enough, but then when he called, as soon as I said "hello", he started saying the raunchiest things to me! Mr. Christian Fundamentalist himself was talking using various kitchen items on me, as well as small furry animals. EWWWW!!!!!

That's it, he goes on P.E.T.A's blacklist!

 

[koalabear]

Small furry animals!!

Why that bastard!

 

[KinkyKandy]

Give him a break, the guy has never been laid. What would you do if you've never been laid??

 

[alltherage]

Oh my gawd, say it ain't so. There are perv's on this board,
Well child you done gave me the vapors.

 

[Tim1]

Kitchen items?

Hope he didn't mention using the Vegimatic, Yucky poo

 

[LukkyKnight]

~waving smelling salts beneath atr's delicate nose~

Oh my gawd, say it ain't so. There are perv's on this board,
Well child you done gave me the vapors.

Need some ice-water, rager?

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Hmmm??? So noted.

Todd Todd Todd. Tsk Tsk Tsk. You've been a bad boy.


kgboot

 

[pabloback]

perv anywhere else , makes him pure vanilla on this board, now big animals that is on the way to a serious kink

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hehehehehe......

 

[patient1]

I posted a thread about how bored I was, and so Todd PMed me and asked me if he could call me. I decided that he seemed harmless enough, but then when he called, as soon as I said "hello", he started saying the raunchiest things to me! Mr. Christian Fundamentalist himself was talking using various kitchen items on me, as well as small furry animals. EWWWW!!!!!

So now are you going to suggest his new name for 2002?

 

[Mystical]

Wow

Well I never. Hehe I am sorry I would have called and tried to cheer you up hon. I am very careful who I give my number to but it sounded like you needed cheering instead of what you got.

Bad Todd

 

[LukkyKnight]

Is this a correlation?

Give him a break, the guy has never been laid. What would you do if you've never been laid??

Or cause and effect?

 

[lilminx]

OMG- it seems like some people here might have taken me seriously. I really thought that mentioning the use of little furry animals would have made people realize that it was a total joke. I apologize to anyone who may have taken me seriously. I did talk to Todd, and I have to say that he was very much a gentleman. Again, I'm sorry to all of you who thought I really meant it.

 

[LukkyKnight]

ROTFL

Oh no, more rumors at lit. Whatever is the world coming to?

 

[Tim1]

well crap

OMG- it seems like some people here might have taken me seriously. I really thought that mentioning the use of little furry animals would have made people realize that it was a total joke. I apologize to anyone who may have taken me seriously. I did talk to Todd, and I have to say that he was very much a gentleman. Again, I'm sorry to all of you who thought I really meant it.

Well crap Lilminx..can I use the vegimatic then?

 

[Mr. Bootie]

LMAO Still I say.....

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Todd, you've been bad. LMAO.


kgboot

 

[Cheyenne]

Poor Todd.

 

[lilminx]

Poor Todd.

He was the one who TOLD me to start this thread- seriously!

 

[Cheyenne]

Haven't we learned yet that "fake" threads never come out quite the way the participants intended them to?

Okay, I'll stop feeling sorry for Todd if he was in on the "joke."

 

[Todd]

butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, . . . .

 

[lilminx]

Haven't we learned yet that "fake" threads never come out quite the way the participants intended them to?

Okay, I'll stop feeling sorry for Todd if he was in on the "joke."

No, "we" haven't. Enlighten me.