What 3 things to buy?

[bmbm24601]

What three things could you buy at a store to make the cashier wonder what you are up to?

- a tarp
- a stopwatch
- tub of jello

 

[AnnieLit]

A hook, a rope, a bar of soap.
(Sorry if that's a bit too dark)

 

[AnnieLit]

- a pack of XL condoms,
- a bottle of lube,
- a "Happy 80th birthday, grandpa!" Hallmark card.

 

[OhBiscuitts]

- Hair Brush
- Lube
- Camera

 

[Swuchmann]

I am fem bottom….

A pink thong
Lube
Pink toe nail polish

 

[sister jenny]

Black garbage bags
Duct tape
A hand saw


Too much?

 

[DeeceeBee]

Cable ties
Gaffer tape
A bunch of roses

 

[Noor]

50 boxes of jello, Ice pics, a case of lidocaine cream

 

[SissySalina]

1 roll pink duct tape
1 4 foot section of PVC pipe
1 tube K-Y jelly

 

[SkyePhoenix]

5 Gallons Vegetable Oil
Lingerie
Bowling Ball

 

[Take_charge]

Cucumber
Baseball bat
Orange traffic cone

 

[Btq97]

rubber gloves
zip ties
deep heat

 

[PintlerMan]

Sewing needles, Halloween candy, clown mask.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Chocolate chips
Eggs
Brown Sugar.

Let's be real, how many of you men want to follow me home?

 

[bmbm24601]

- A turtle from the pet shop
- duct tape
- XL pack of fireworks

 

[fire515]

Chocolate chips
Eggs
Brown Sugar.

Let's be real, how many of you men want to follow me home?

I do! Just leave a trail of chocolate chips.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Ace hardware list

Spray paint
gloves
chalk

 

[Rob_Royale]

A ten foot length of chain
Padlocks
Teen Beat magazines

Okay that's real dark, I apologize.

 

[live4thebj]

Lube
Bondage tape
Ball gag

And I did it for the record. Not sure about the lube part though.

 

[moonchild06]

A cock ring
a pack of easter eggs
and duct tape

 

[FL30]

What three things could you buy at a store to make the cashier wonder what you are up to?

- a tarp
- a stopwatch
- tub of jello

Why use a cashier, to many places have self-checkout now.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Chocolate chips
Eggs
Brown Sugar.

Let's be real, how many of you men want to follow me home?

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies."

 

[la_ruche]

at the pharmacy I’ve bought:

anti-migraine pills
condoms
foot lube

She sure gave me a questioning stare.

 

[cowboyup6977]

A metal O ring a dog collar and a leash

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Not three things, only one.

An industrial sized tub of Vaseline. I was with 8 other guys. We had a rugby game that day and used the stuff to grease up our faces to help protect them.

The 19 year old cashier didn't know the rugby part and had a blush the entire time. I suppose it had a bit to do with our response to her question "what are you guys up to today?"

"Fun stuff. Want to watch,"