What’s your random advice?

[akyaw]

just a random advice that's on top of your head

 

[jaF0]

Fart more often.

 

[Speshul91]

Dont eat yellow snow

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A headache is your unwillingness to smack the shit out the person giving you issues.

 

[Daisy_Love]

If you feel alone, watch a horror movie before going to bed.
You won't feel alone anymore.

 

[Sundayschild]

If someone can't see both points of view, don't trust theirs.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Drink more water.

 

[Lady2020]

Take things slow.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Eggs are good for your health. But sometimes we get fed up with them. Add some butter, chocolate, sugar, flour, and then bake. Voila....cake

 

[Series 6]

Don't fall asleep with a marathon of Ancient Aliens on in the background

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ladies: Most men aren't worth the bother. Trust me.

Fart more often.

I did that all day yesterday and most of the day today. My car is now a Superfund site.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

If you fart a lot, something bigger on the way.

 

[akyaw]

relationship advice

If you love someone abusive, set them free.

If they return, set them on fire.

 

[TheGuyforU]

If you have a BO problem please used deodorant

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Delete Facebook , they are are intellectual property thieves and have been since their conception back in 2004.

 

[jaF0]

Don't answer the phone.

 

[Phantom300]

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice.

Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

 

[Series 6]

condoms are not recyclable.

 

[jaF0]

Be Alert.









We need more lerts.

 

[MrPractical]

Elevate your feet at the end of a work day.

 

[Taegul]

Keep your voicemail inbox full and you won't get 892 messages a day for bogus student loan forgiveness programs and solar panel installations.

Assholes.

 

[MrPractical]

Keep your voicemail inbox full and you won't get 892 messages a day for bogus student loan forgiveness programs and solar panel installations.

Assholes.

Always hit that decline button

 

[VoraciousValue]

Don't piss next to the nuclear power plant.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Don't type out *Beetlejuice three times in any thread ...

 

[FranklyFrank]

Sometimes, silence does speak volumes....it just gets lost in the noise.