Whales

[Guest]

Not you, Dilly. Move along.



The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

Anyone else get this e-mail?

 

[morninggirl5]

Didn't get the e-mail but the 9:1 waste to useful ratio looks about right for males of most species.

 

[Guest]

Pretty tough ratio, eh?

No wonder I don't get laid.

 

[Dillinger]

What about blue balls?

 

[FallenSeraph]

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

Anyone else get this e-mail?

Part of me is glad that I didn't get that e-mail

 

[Guest]

What about blue balls?

With 400 gallons of sperm in there, that's gotta hurt. And be huge!

 

[Whizz Kid]

With 400 gallons of sperm in there, that's gotta hurt. And be huge!

You should see the size of the fucking cigarettes these whales smoke!

 

[bad kitty]

Not you, Dilly. Move along.



The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

Anyone else get this e-mail?

Yep, I have gotten that a time or two.