Whack me with a sea bass

[Kajira Callista]

Do you find it abnormal to be turned on by the thought of someone beating you with a shit dipped sea bass?

 

[Guest]

Do you find it abnormal to be turned on by the thought of someone beating you with a shit dipped sea bass?

Wellllll abnormal is ONE word for it.

 

[Krinaia]

Why does it have to be dipped in shit? Isn't a dead fish stinky enough? It's sort of overkill.

 

[Guest]

Why does it have to be dipped in shit? Isn't a dead fish stinky enough? It's sort of overkill.

Given that it was John - I think that was the point - but it brings to mind a few questions.

1: The age of said bass -

2: Fridged or room temp

3: The origin of the feces (Wasn't that a book)

 

[Kajira Callista]

all that doesnt matter....just whack me with it!

 

[Guest]

all that doesnt matter....just whack me with it!

Does it have to be a Seabass??????

Are you a follower of St. Mayberry of the Seabass???

 

[Krinaia]

Given that it was John - I think that was the point - but it brings to mind a few questions.

1: The age of said bass -

2: Fridged or room temp

3: The origin of the feces (Wasn't that a book)

<staggers>

I feel so enlightened Which leads to me to ask further ...

Does it lessen the effect if you use a different sort of fish?

Say a blowfish?
Or a tuna?
Might a swordfish make a good sort of cane?

 

[Peter2002]

I believe the followers of said cult...

Does it have to be a Seabass??????

Are you a follower of St. Mayberry of the Seabass???

drink their urine twice a day to keep their bodies pure.

 

[Kajira Callista]

oh my...is being a follower required to get whacked with the bass?

 

[Krinaia]

Ohh.... I see


I really haven't been the member of a cult since that incident with the snake venom and the large rat.

 

[Kajira Callista]

where do i join....anyone know?

 

[Guest]

Ohh.... I see


I really haven't been the member of a cult since that incident with the snake venom and the large rat.

Oooooookay. Now THAT one I GOTTA hear.

 

[Guest]

<staggers>

I feel so enlightened Which leads to me to ask further ...

Does it lessen the effect if you use a different sort of fish?

Say a blowfish?
Or a tuna?
Might a swordfish make a good sort of cane?

I think tuna might be acceptable to cult followers, but the blowfish wellllll.... Thats just what you use when you can't find the hairbrush to spank with.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Kajira Callista]

well ifin you are gonna laugh....take that outta your mouth so you dont choke

 

[Guest]

omfg

I'm laughing so hard I started choking!

[/B]SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kajira Callista]

one down....how many more to go?

 

[FungiUg]

I think tuna might be acceptable to cult followers, but the blowfish wellllll.... Thats just what you use when you can't find the hairbrush to spank with.

Well... if you use the puffer blowfish, it may look silly, but the additional threat of one of the poisonous spines connecting and then dying in excrutiating agony might add to the effect, no?

Me, I'd go for the goldfish. And it's more fun if the other person is hitting you with one as well.

Goldfish dueling, anyone?

 

[Desdemona]

I'm feeling some Monty Python deja-vu.

 

[Kajira Callista]

LMAO thank you Desedemona!!!

 

[Desdemona]

LMAO thank you Desedemona!!!

You're welcome. Call me des.

 

[Kajira Callista]

ok des

 

[Krinaia]

Oooooookay. Now THAT one I GOTTA hear.

well you bring the fried chicken, I'll bring the lemonade and the blanket, we'll have a picnic and I'll make up the rest of the story as we go along

 

[Kajira Callista]

can i come too? this sea bass thing is such a turn on i feel i must learn all i can about it before i actually take the plunge and try it

 

[Guest]

A Date

well you bring the fried chicken, I'll bring the lemonade and the blanket, we'll have a picnic and I'll make up the rest of the story as we go along

LoL Ok We'll call it a date for the next Lit together.