We've mislaid The Beatles!

[oggbashan]

The Dover Pageant is due soon.

Dover Pageant

Most of the performers including Og (who is NOT pictured in the programme) are primed and ready for the one and only rehearsal and the one and only triennial performance.

But we have lost The Beatles! The four lads who were to portray The Beatles can no longer perform. Where can we get substitute Beatles at short notice without paying for them? The last bit is important. No one is paid. The whole thing is hundreds of unpaid volunteers persuaded to make idiots of themselves in public every third year.

Any spare Beatles?

Og

 

[dreampilot79]

damn og.. if you were on the other side of the pond and wanted elvis.. I'd have tons of suggestions!!!!! Elvis always seems to be in the building!

 

[oggbashan]

We can get hundreds of Elvis imitators. Who knows? One might be the real thing.

Four young men willing to be Beatles is harder. Much harder.

Og

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

We can get hundreds of Elvis imitators. . . .

The problem is to make them QUIT being Elvis.

 

[Liar]

I can whistle Norweigan Wood.

 

[dreampilot79]

The problem is to make them QUIT being Elvis.

NO SHIT!!!!! every once in a while one might even look kinda like him....

even rarer one might sound like him

and og.. I know of at least two "beatle" groups.. but still on the wrong side of the pond... also know where to find one Buddy Holly

 

[oggbashan]

I can whistle Norweigan Wood.

I don't think the imitators have to perform. They just have to look like The Beatles circa 1965.

Accuracy is not a significant factor. I'm supposed to be Henry VIII in his 20s.

Og

 

[Guest]

Did you try Liverpool?

Just a thought.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I haven't even got four legs, let alone four Beatles hidden about my person. Plenty of lice and fleas, mind you.

A three-legged donkey, with performing lice and fleas? Would that make up for zero Beatles?

 

[Guest]

I haven't even got four legs, let alone four Beatles hidden about my person. Plenty of lice and fleas, mind you.

A three-legged donkey, with performing lice and fleas? Would that make up for zero Beatles?

A flea circus on a crippled ass Thats always funny and stuff cause like do the fleas have three legs too

Debbie

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

A flea circus on a crippled ass Thats always funny and stuff cause like do the fleas have three legs tooDebbie

PHWOAR!!!

Fnar, fnar.

*letch, leer*

Hey Debbie, rideme cowgirl.

Better still, let me ride you. I'll tell my fles to piss off for a bit.

Oh, sorry, did you say something?

 

[Guest]

PHWOAR!!!

Fnar, fnar.

*letch, leer*

Hey Debbie, rideme cowgirl.

Better still, let me ride you. I'll tell my fles to piss off for a bit.

Oh, sorry, did you say something?

Is that like french or something cause I don't speak that and stuff but if you know the American words for it and stuff that would help.

Debbie

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Is that like french or something cause I don't speak that and stuff but if you know the American words for it and stuff that would help.

Debbie

I only speak donkey, but I just ran it through a translator for you. I said...

Hey Dran, what happened to your meat and two veg?

 

[Guest]

Its one from column A and one from column B Dumass

Debbie

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Its one from column A and one from column B Dumass

Debbie

You have absolutely no idea what lurks beneath this donkey, do you?

 

[Guest]

You have absolutely no idea what lurks beneath this donkey, do you?

Oi you! Piss off out of it.

 

[Guest]

You have absolutely no idea what lurks beneath this donkey, do you?

Boss say Joe not eat here NO MORE!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Oi you! Piss off out of it.

No I won't! Who the fuck are you talking to like that anyway?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Boss say Joe not eat here NO MORE!

Who the fuck is Joe and what the fuck does he have to do with a sexy ass?

 

[oggbashan]

...A three-legged donkey, with performing lice and fleas? Would that make up for zero Beatles?

You would go well with the one and only horse who appears in nearly every scene.

He is King Arthur's war horse, King Charles' hunter, Queen Elizabeth II's parade horse...

He takes part in Julius Caesar's invasion of 55BC, comes back with William the Conqueror in 1066...

He is a time travelling horse and very majestic, being a large Shire horse.

He's slightly too wide for comfortable riding. It's a shame he can't play a guitar.

Og

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

You would go well with the one and only horse who appears in nearly every scene.

He is King Arthur's war horse, King Charles' hunter, Queen Elizabeth II's parade horse...

He takes part in Julius Caesar's invasion of 55BC, comes back with William the Conqueror in 1066...

He is a time travelling horse and very majestic, being a large Shire horse.

He's slightly too wide for comfortable riding. It's a shame he can't play a guitar.

Og

Smart horse. I'm in awe. I bet he could teach me a trick or two!

 

[Guest]

Who the fuck is Joe and what the fuck does he have to do with a sexy ass?

Subdom Joekey.

Oops dropped my gum

Debbie.