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They never really said much about what June did all day while Wally and the Beav were at school.

She wasn't great, but June wasn't all bad either. Kinda hot in the suburban MILF way. That was a time when women wore girdles and garters with stocking under their dresses. Did she always were panties? Could she have been entertaining gentlemen callers?

Ward was always trying to get ahead at work. Could he have been trading June's favors for promotions?

And what about all those neighborhood parties they went to in the evenings. Maybe orgies or swing/swap parties?
 
And what about the Nelsons? Harriet was older but she probably still had some fire down below that needed a hose once in a while.


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I know they've done some erotic sitcom parodies on shows like "Married with Children" and a few others. There a certain adult film company that has done some others including "Gilligan's Island". I haven't seen them though.

Maybe Joe Friday tapped Gannon's wife when he was invited over for dinner?
 
And Mister Kotter gave out "A's" foe sexual favors. And the Six Million Dollar man could gone all night long with out Viagra .
 
I can think of how a few of the straight-laced shows of the 50s, 60s and 70s could have gotten a lot more interesting.

Suppose Mr. Carlson turned Jennifer Marlow over to Herb to use for entertaining clients.

And you just know Laura Petrie fucked like a bunny.
 
jaF0 said:
And you just know Laura Petrie fucked like a bunny.
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The fact that they had separate beds made you wonder if she was giving it to Rob or if she was holding out on him and spreading it around the neighborhood.
 
In the westerns, weren't the saloon girls and dance hall girls whores?

Every once in a while you'd see one go upstairs, but they always made it sound like she was going to her room to change or rest.

Miss Kitty being an owner would have been a Madam, right? And Lily Merrill?
 
I always liked Mary Ann. I always wonderd what her and Ginger were doing all alone in the hut at night.

Want to know if you're getting old? Be watching Gilligan's Island and say to yourself, "You know, that Mrs Howell is hot"....lol
 
Look hard at Della Street (Barbara Hale) on Perry Mason. She is mighty hot. No wonder Paul Drake was always flirting with her. He was probably on his knees under her desk a few times.
 
You know that Mrs. Cunningham was totally getting it from Fonzie. Howard would watch in the closet and then lick up the creampie. He'd also show Potsie and Ralph Malph stag films in the garage and then blow them.
 
Think about the teacher/parent conferences with Miss Landers. No doubt Ward and June were the last to arrive. They waited until the classroom was deserted and Ward took off his tie. June threw Miss Landers down on her desk and Ward tied her hands. June slowly took off her pearls and one by one, worked them into Miss Landers tight, virgin pussy. To stifle her moans, Ward stuffed his hard cock deep in the young teacher's throat, causing her to gag, making her mascara run. "Oh, yes, Ward, fuck her nasty little mouth," June would groan while she fingered herself, watching her husband abuse the teacher...knowing her turn was next.
 
You know Ward you were a little hard on the beaver last night!
 
You know Ruben Kincaid was eating out Shirley Partridge every chance he got. He was there way too much not to have been. Of course, I would have been eating that out every chance I got too.
 
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I thought it was common knowledge Eddie Haskell was fucking June...
 
Part of the point of this was that I wished some of the adult flicks were done better. It goes along with the other thread about how we would make adult flicks better.

Suppose for example somebody did a series spoof on Married With Children. Not a one-off parody like I mentioned above, but an expansion of the actual sitcom with the same type of scripting and camera work.

Kelly is on the couch getting laid by one of her dates. Full-on, hardcore penetration action with the close-ups and all. Al wanders in from work and sits down on the couch beside them and turns the TV on as usual, completely oblivious to the sex scene. Kelly speaks up between grunts and moans and says "Um, Dad, I have a date here fucking me, can't you go upstairs fior awhile 'til we're done?"

Al: "Pumpkin, keep the noise down OK, so Daddy can watch Psycho Dad"

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Maybe one of the shoe store hard bodies that shows up gives Al and Griff a real show.

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What I'm looking for is a sitcom type show with hardcore sex, not a porn type flick with a few words tossed in.
 
papadoc19 said:
I thought it was common knowledge Eddie Haskell was fucking June...
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You do know Goober was fucking Gomer don't you? Every now and then they would meet up with Howard and Floyd and have a swingers night.
 
jaF0 said:
Part of the point of this was that I wished some of the adult flicks were done better. It goes along with the other thread about how we would make adult flicks better.

Suppose for example somebody did a series spoof on Married With Children. Not a one-off parody like I mentioned above, but an expansion of the actual sitcom with the same type of scripting and camera work.

Kelly is on the couch getting laid by one of her dates. Full-on, hardcore penetration action with the close-ups and all. Al wanders in from work and sits down on the couch beside them and turns the TV on as usual, completely oblivious to the sex scene. Kelly speaks up between grunts and moans and says "Um, Dad, I have a date here fucking me, can't you go upstairs fior awhile 'til we're done?"

Al: "Pumpkin, keep the noise down OK, so Daddy can watch Psycho Dad"

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Maybe one of the shoe store hard bodies that shows up gives Al and Griff a real show.

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What I'm looking for is a sitcom type show with hardcore sex, not a porn type flick with a few words tossed in.
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Today's porn all seems to have the same non-plot, with uninterested looking people, all doing the same thing the same way. The same position swapping, same cum shot, same everything, just different people, that mostly I don't care for.

I've started watching classic porn from the 70's and 80's. It is much better, except for the cheesy music. It seems porn makers have no imagination, and have absolutely no idea of what most people want to see, I usually have to preview a few hundred flicks before I can find anything remotely interesting, and that is every type of porn.

Also, I am getting pretty tired of eight out of ten flicks being an interview for a photo shoot or flick that ends up with the interviewer holding a camera while fucking the interviewee.
 
You know that club Ricky Ricardo's band played at was a front for his swingers' club, right? And it goes without saying he, Lucy, Fred and Ethel regularly swapped and had foursomes, right? :eek:
 
We all know why the Skipper called Gilligan "Little Buddy".
 
Think of what must happened in that Manhattan apartment when Cissy was home from college and Buffy and Jody were in school. There she is.....bent over with Mr. French's cock in her mouth. He's gasping, "Oh, Miss Cissy......that's so un-ladylike." Uncle Bill walks in the room and lifts her skirt, pulls off his belt and begins to whip her 19-year old ass. That English cock is so far down her throat she can't even scream, but her mascara is running down her apple-cheeks. Finally, Uncle Bill tosses his belt aside, takes her bruised hips in his hands and buries his cock inside her drenched pussy. "All right, French....on 3! 1....2.....3!!!! The butler (excuse me, the gentleman's gentleman) sprays a load of jizz on her face and in her hair and Uncle Bill pops his money shot all over her red, welted ass.
 
Wonder what them Bradley girls got up to at the Shady Rest when them travelin' salesmen came visitin'.

They never showed Uncle Joe in the water tower with them either. But ya' just KNOW he was in there.

'Lots of curves you bet
'n even more when you get
to the Junction'
 
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