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Some of the questions we've been asked by assorted denizens of Literotica La La Land about our varied characters were difficult to answer precisely because we are a KichigaiFufu meaning CRAZY couple, see? There's MUCH more to tell, & we WILL because at least one of us is a wee bit EXHIBITIONISTIC, or why the HELL would we be here at all? Between us we're artistic, literary, musical, athletic, & both martial and marital holders of BLACK BELTS of seventh dan in the Dojo of LOVE! We're SWEET turtledoves $ WILD untamed dragons with teeth of pearl $ claws to steal your heart, so BE_A_WARE!
KISS! Actually, it will be like FUCKING you while wearing an Elephant Leather Condom 'cuz now-a-daze we simply CUNT log on with our couple handle, and thus are reduced to TROLLING about the boards taking pot shots at innocent chatters, who are surely too ignorant to know any better than to squander their talents heedlessly rather than deliberately casting away their precious gifts with both crotches as we've been doing out of the SHEER FRUSTRATION of being unable to either POST STORIES & POETRY or SEND FEEDBACK to fellow erotic ARTISTS because WE simply CUNT LOG ON!
Is anybody there? We're serious.
*With the Sheepish look of OLD COMMODIANS who've FLUSHED the forum toilet one time too many times* Would it help if we got down on our knees right here in puplic & BEGGED? Pretty, pretty PLEASE, oh DEVINE GODDESS, Laurel, won't you LET US LOG ON? We'll KISS whatever you like, ... uh, except diarrhea. We HATE kissing such runny, nasty tasting slime, BUTT hey, just so long as we can borrow one of those cute cast iron clothes pins from your naughty nipples to pinch our nauseated noses shut, o.k. How about it? 
